The Super Sexy 70's Ads

rofl! omg! how could they do this to the public? thank goodness i wasn’t born yet!

I don’t know who he is but the guy on the floor is obviously wearing a disguise

Gawd. They all look like they smell bad.

I guess they were spoofing the women’s hose ads.

That has got to be The Village People……..what a bunch of FLAMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nope. Up in the corner is Bill Cosby. This is the season I Spy came out. Has to be. "Cause that’s Robert Culp in front of him- laughing because he’s thinking he got the lead part.

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That’s just brilliant. Or scary. Not sure which.

omg I won’t feel safe in a pool ever again until I have a pair of these!

Right, Floaties are such a LAME invention compared to this.

lol. i think i need a pair. maybe i can wear it in public?

Amazing!

My mom HAD these and my sister and I nearly drowned wearing them in the pool, they actually forced your torso underwater with your legs in the air!

Oh I remember something similar to these only they looked like huge nappy pants and the eleastic around the knees cut the circulation off!! The idea was to loose weight on the thighs by sweating (_)

Someone oughta tell Bill Clinton this. It beats laundering navy dresses. Oh, sorry, it said “come on in”

I would have been the person that fell for this trick. Only because I REALLY wanted icecream.

Ah, Short & Sassy, the prude cousin of Nice & Easy.

No relation to Tall and Thin, er Long and Thin? or Short, but Thick? How about Small but Effective?

I’m hungry a little :)

Matthew! No! You can do better….don’t do iiiittt!

It’s got a bad rap! And I love that it comes in a CAN.

So you must a huge fan of canned chicken, tuna, little weenies, etc. too-it goes hand in hand

I won’t speak ill of them, this much is true. There’s an elusive canned cheeseburger out there, how can you NOT want that?

NO WAY!!!!…….it’s the “Big Foot” of canned meat- I must find it!

WTF IS THAT SPAM AND BEANS ON A BUN?? WHO LET THAT ONE HAPPEN? DID ANYONE EAT THAT??

yeah…..man that just sounds like a gaseous combination!

spam spam spam spam spam and spam

Looks like spam spam spam baked beans eggs and spam… I DON’T LIKE SPAM!

SPAM! It’s pink and it’s oval. SPAM! You buy it at the Mobile. SPAM! It’s made in Chernoble. SPAM!

I’m going to Dairy Queen to get me a Spam Blizzard.

Oh yes!!!! Can I have (S)quirrel, (P)ossum (A)nd (M)ice!!! PLEASE!!!!!

Stuff Posing As Meat don’t you just love it?

Scooby Doo… Where are you?!

And now for something completely different… THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!! (Monty Python reference)

Aw- Spam’s mostly harmless, you just have to apply a few filters, that’s all. – the Mngmt.

Rather have this kind of Spam, then the crap on the computer. I think it was aka Shit Posing As Meat if you were in the Navy.

you spam haters never got enough hugs growing up did you?

beauty is in the making translation = Yup, it’s pig ugly

We had one of those…rearranges all kinds of ways…and comfy!

i like it actually. where can i get one?

I think I just got rid of a couple of hand me down, hand me down pieces of one of these.

my parents STILL have theirs.

I want one…. Change the color, and fabric. Looks comfortable.

haha, i’m sitting on a Bassett sectional right now

I know old ladies who have this in their houses now. You know it was good stuff.

hm…..I don’t really want to know what this smells like….

It smells very nice, actually…they still make it.

I think my grandma wore this.

…as sensuous as the emerald for which it is named… and available at Walgreen’s by the cigarettes

I don’t get what’s creepy about that ad…

50% of the time, it works every time. It’s made from real bits of emerald.

Ewwww. Someone gave this perfume to my mother for Xmas once and she never wore it, thank the Gods. I’ve smelled bad perfumes before but I remember Emeraude was particularly odious.

this is prob the most clever ad so far! they should redo it but with a laptop (or ipod :) ) and maybe kevin zegers or mario lopez holding it. it will be a winner!

I agree with Claudia. Make it happen Apple!

So, are they saying Macs are evil? Because the first use of an apple wasn’t good.

Shouldn’t it technically be the most original use of an apple since Eve?

i agree with amie…..should be ‘since eve’

Brilliant ad and definitely needs ressurection

You know. This happens to me if I go out for “one” drink on a Wednesday night. The next thing I know it’s 2am and I’m thinking “oh man, I’m going to hate tomorrow.”

me 2! lol

I’ve heard a similar line before, but I don’t think “drink” was the word… ;)

I’ve got to saying this in conversation!

When did my mouth learn the difference in the days of the week?

my mouth thinks it’s Saturday night every night

Too bad the rest of her remembered it was Monday morning and her mouth tasted zackly like it was her….

her mouth tasted like dick Monday morning.

beautiful tan today. orange-coloured skin tomorrow

They’re here already! Now we see pictures of skin cancer…

It’s true, I do the same thing.

This as was so compelling it got my mormon mother to buy coffee!!

really?! lol. thats impressive.

What they fail to mention is that Europeans relax by having illicit sex, followed by a cigarette. And THEN coffee.

Was that the Spanish under Franco I was relaxing like? Or the English under Thatcher?

“Was that the Spanish under Franco I was relaxing like? Or the English under Thatcher?” —I think that’s French under Hitler.

Here in Holland we tend to drink coffee on the run or seated in front of a laptop/PC whilst working through our daily tasks!

There was another coffee ad that said: “Celebrate the moments of your life.”

been to Europe at all Andrea?

as opposed to smoking lies?

Smoke scrubbers???

I concure with Collin’s question – what on earth is a smoke scrubber?

These will only kill me half as fast as regular cigarettes.

Their faces are a bit creepy.

Where’s John Edwards

can’t find any real breck girls. No problem just make some up

brianw for the win!!

brianw got me rofl!

You have no idea how much we all wanted to be a Breck girl. Brooke Shields was one.

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At least women use to fix their hair up, didn’t show off bra straps in ill fitting tank tops, LOL, tacky liberated gals simply did without the bra! Why bother with them if you want to show off?

The one with the short hair looks like Marcy from Married With Children.

THAT EYE!!! Oh this guide jsut keeps getting more and more amusing by the second.

I remember these ads as a kid, guess that’s why i didn’t start smoking

This photoshopping is fucking horrible!!

Believe it or not, Photoshop didn’t even exist when this ad was made. Any of the weird looking stuff was done in some other way.

I just love that she is a smoker that has perfectly white teeth with that black eye.

dant, I’m guessing that jennifern was making a joke….at least God I hope she was joking.

Ditto Scott – never seen a smoker with teeth that sparkling white!

No photoshop! It was called lithograph & photographic tricks. The black should’ve been on the teeth & the skin all sallow.

wow! I get upset when modern ads can’t use proper english…guess it’s been acceptable. (especially for WE smokers)

i told that bitch to make me dinner , if she keep smillin i black the other eye.

It tastes like uncooked green beans. XD

No it doesn’t – it taste bloody awful and gives me the most foul headache to boot!

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it taste like salamander piss

omg, I had so many of these freakin’ things. Loved the Kiddles.

So did I! IN THE BOTTLES!!! What an odd invention though ey?

Yeah I had TONS of these myself!

Me too, plus the official carrying case!

they look scary…

I had these as well….funny

I don’t even remember these things.

Oh, i always wanted one of these. And they also had a perfumey smell!!!

I had a couple of those. They sell for huge money on Ebay now. The Bratz dolls aren’t really any different for being hokey.

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Hahaha! Brilliant!

Now in cherry, liquorish and rohypnol flavours!

train your girlfriend like you would an eagle!

Blow in her face

Never worked with me!

Does anyone like smoke blown in their face?

You mean it doesn’t work anymore? What’d they do, switch flavors? Damn! Wish I had known that last Saturday. But the tips are still cool. Right? I’ll switch to Swisher Sweets!

with semen!

Cough* cough* gasp! NOOOOOOO! Get that outta my Face!

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Oh yeah, but i DID NOT need these in the 70’s like I NEED them now-HA!!! DCW xox

i def need them now! where can i buy them? lol

They are insured for 30 days!

haha. I walked past a clothing store the other for women sized 14-24. It was called the Dress Barn. Why would any woman want to shop at a place called a Barn?

What I’ve never understood is why the models on packages of pantyhose (or undies, for that matter) need to be topless…

So now we need history lessons with our nostalgic humor, huh? OK, it all started with the button vs. the zipper, then along came velcro…

I found these in a rummage shop in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio over the summer… Brilliant ;)

P.U.

Yeah, real flattering when your mom brings home 2 pair for you. I actually still have this package in a drawer to remind me how well thought of fat people are.

the precurser to underoos

Those are some hellasciously sexy undies. ;D LOL

ohh! Christmas presents!

and they come in different patterns too! lmao! wonder if my bf would like a pair 4 xmas?

BAH! I’m totally getting some of these for my husband. Better yet, I’ll MAKE him some!

Wow. I didn’t know Underoos were ever made in men’s sizes…

Men’s bathingsuits! (from the maker’s of the man purse)

Aren’t the white ones just like the ones worn by Borat?

Wow, I have got to get my hubby the bodysuit thingy!!!!! He will look SEXXXXXXYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! Definitely BORAT!

Everyone in the 70’s was definitely on ACID!

Neither do I….have any words that is. Except… Wow!

Hilarious! no worse than the guys showing off their undies now. Colorful!

I have a feeling feminist groups would burn down that company’s building.

El Guapo likes it!

Degradation is wrong. No matter color or sex. This add is wrong. Mutual respect is right.I rather have a country of “pussies” not a country full of war mongering war freaks. scroll down if you disagree

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My guess? “Alanr” has a hard time finding girls that can stand him, no less date him. Sorry you’re feeling hostel toward women, Allan. Good luck with all those future relationships.

Actually youd be really surprised “tiger”, in the real world, it’s guys like him with that particular attitude that have the longest dating records…sorry but that’s a fact.

Dating lots of women once and never seeing them again is not an accomplishment. And those women have the same amount of respect for those men as those men have for women: zero.

In any case, I wish I could read the rest of the text in this ad.

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I don’t know… I’ve found that women kinda like to snuggle in these rugs. One lady said she felt like she was ‘executive class’ all wrapped in one of these.

Is this ad even legal?

I can’t tell if she’s five or 50. HM.

all kinds of wrong

nuh-uh! how can they print this ten year old supposedly looking sexy? wrong wrong wrong

So. Very. Wrong. On so many levels.

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Didja notice the size and shape of those bottles??? Looks like multi-use packaging to me rotfl

look at pedowhitebear

That’s about like Toddlers and Tiaras.

THis is why you should never hire an agency full of pedophiles to do your ads.

The TV ads were even worse. They had that chick licking a lollipop. There was some outcry about the ads, and the company said the model was of age, only made up to look prepubescent. :/

happy this is taboo nowadays it ´s sick

there’s a good reason they don’t make ads like this anymore. Child molestation was going on then & it doesn’t need encouragement.

HIS FACE!!! AHAHAHAHA.

if i were her i’d tell him i have dandruff to get him away!

Wow. Who cares if they repel a guy with such horrible taste in glasses and that ridiculous haircut?

LOL

What do you mean? Scratching her head caught the bastard. Now that she’s got him reeled in she’s gonna pick her nose.

LOL, gee, what did they eat ON paydays??

SPAM :) lol

AWSUM! hahaha

i eat this on payday

mmmm intestinal grubs!

Wow – who came up with this marketing campaign. They should add ramen noodles.

this is one that applies today!

Go look at the Gallery of regrettable food http://www.lileks.com/institute/… i love the older ads where the cheese is nuclear orange and the meat is green gonna go make some mac n’ cheeze

That meal actually appeals to me.

Good ol’ poor people food. Gimme a can of Vienna sausages.

HAHA

Yeah, someone’s never..nevermind. What’s the point?

Yummmm!! I mean it.

Vienna sausages and a loaf of cheep white bread or mac and cheese. I had many meals like that.

lol kraft sucks

On payday, you got to have ramen noodles in your hot pot! Remember hot pots? or Lipton cup of soup. The economy sucked for 20 year olds back then too.

My mom honestly put me in something like this..it was a little longer and on bungee cords…so at least i didn’t get bored!

Yeah, someone’s never seen those baby bouncers. They even make (or used to make) motorized swings. And little rolly, walky things so little ones can get around the house on their own.

Nobody puts baby in the corner!

That baby looks uncomfortable & like its gonna fall out…

Back in those days no one took a cig break…they fired up right in front of you and smoked them all day long everywhere they went.

Yeap – I remember these although never personally bought one as my ceilings wouldn’t take drilling and my door frames were needed to fit the doors!

Hold on now. These were only used after Babies bath. Once the kid was dry, right back on the floor with the little ankle biter.

cut a cord swing

I think I want this.

It would be pretty handy!

WHIZ-GRID! Tee hee!

Guess the word never caught on… what a shame.

I do kinda like the designer colors, though. Burnt orange, avocado, autumn yellow…you watch, they’ll be baaack…just a’froiling right into your kitchens.

damn, that IS new!

Saw one of these babys at a garage sale awhile back..it had a $3 tag on it…seriously.

THAT is one large lens.

Never seen real old-school photographers? You know, the kind of people who develop their own film.

you know what they say about a man with a large lens…

Um…actually, this isn’t much different from today. Professional digital photographers still use large lenses. Sports photographers on the sidelines often use BIGGER lenses.

Brilliant camera – hubby still owns one although his lens are a tad smaller than the one in the ad.

That looks like the lens that they put on the Hubble telescope.

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aw, so sad and hysterical.

Trust me, when you’re pregnant, hemorrhoids are the least of your problems.

lmao! i would not want to pose for this ad, thats certain!

Nope – they don’t spoil your happiness, pregnant or otherwise, but they sure as hell hurt. And anyway, mine didn’t appear until I was actually in the throws of giving birth to my first born!

Wait Preparation H works on emotions?! How do you apply it? When does it work? Um, where do you….

Secret ingredient Winston cigarette ash

om nom nommm…

Where is grandma’s cig?

I love to fire up a cig as soon as dinner is served!

Are they having smoked turkey?

Didn’t Winston smoke those huge cigars?

It’s Fred Flintstone’s brand. (I’m not kidding. The Flintstones used to do ads for Winston.)

I bet they dicovered something else in Amsterdam too!

discovered

Is it me, or does the Water Walk look like a potentially easy way to have an abysmal and painful death?

Dicovered said it better.

stole the pic from mills & boons

Pornstache. And they’re totally doin’ it in that ad.

That’s one smooth looking Canadian.

I’ve never met a smooth Canadian in my life and seriously thought they were ALL lumberjacks.

This photo must’ve been taken on the one warm day of the year in Canada.

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I am no going to search ebay for one of these things.

My wife would love one of these for christmas.

EBAY!!!!

they weren’t serious were they? lol

Only 15 dollars..I want one! :D

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

These are pretty great!

Farrah was HUGE in the 70s. Just about every straight teenage boy (and lonely men) had that poster she did.

And girls were styling their hair like hers. That was loooong before Jessica Simpson tried it.

I bet they fetch much more than $15. on Ebay if you can find one.

She sold EVERYTHING!!

Hair looks GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She had a way of being sexy without being a slut. I think that’s why she was so admired by men & women.

anyone else think mrs. john marino looks stoned out of her mind? mother’s little helper

Two words… Stepford wife.

She’ either insecure as hell, or I don’t want John hanging around my daughter.

roflmfao!!!!

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I’m pretty sure this ones my favorite… I laughed out louded and pretty much reread it a good handful of times.. HAHA “this guy’s going it solo” (just realized its going not doing)

Hell…that’s Randy West. He was a 70’s-80’s porn star. Look on Wiki

I should have found one of these in the 70’s cos then I wouldn’t have had trouble explaining why I had burn marks on my arse to my Mum.

just picturing someone… man or woman all whacked on acid or something wildly humping the floor… how hilarious would that be to watch with them unawares?

This one surely one of the funniest :). And the guy… with so determinant look.

@stepheng Been there, done that, enjoyed the hell out of it. With and without partners. But it wasn’t the brand name Special Love Rug. It was just any handy surface, if I recall…

I’ll have to look up what organdi means. Did you have to be over 18 to get this product?