What would you say to AIG execs??

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March 29, 2009
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Consider this: $165 MILLION in total "bonuses". 73 received at least $1 MILLION. The top 22 AIG employees received MORE THAN $72 MILLION put together. Each of these top employees received at least $2 MILLION. Top 10 employees grossed $42 MILLION put together. Of these top 10 employees, 7 received at least $4 MILLION. $6.4 MILLION was the largest bonus. Now consider this your open forum:

Fantasy Island

Alright guys. Your time is up. We are in a new era, one where the rest of the public is not going to be so dumb. We will not stand for you guys to make so much money FUCKING SHIT UP. That time is over, and you still don’t seem to get it.

Here is your last chance, wake up to a new world. Do your job, and do it well. Do it well, and you will be REASONABLY compensated. If you want to make over 5 million a year, get into porn and at least work for it.

If you refuse to come back to reality, fine. Those of you unable to grasp what’s happened all get to go to a deserted island together to play out your little fantasies.

You will be recorded for a long-running reality TV series, where we can all laugh at you crazy bastards whenever we want. No one can be voted off the island. Have fun.

Sincerely,
Karey Ann

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This wine-swilling, tango-touting, twittering fashionista is also a literary nerd, KQED-obsessed, yoga class-hopping, iPhone poking, Oakland-lover. So take that, SF.