Convince Me To LOVE Bacon

Bacon and eggs scarf?

Well, I doooo like yarn a lot, but…

Try a bacon-flavored chocolate bar

I heart bacon. HEART it. But the only way I’ll eat it is super, super crispy — overcooked by some standards. But I could never, ever eat it any other way (floppy, soft bacon? No thank you…)

The only other way I’d eat is is in this chocolate bar. There’s something weirdly appealing about the applewood smoked bacon + smoked salt + milk chocolate combination.

BLT

Once you bite into a BLT, I swear you will look bacon. Especially if the bread is a bit toasted, the bacon nice and warm, and the tomatoes ripe and juicy. OMFG you can’t NOT love this!!!

Bacon Bloody Marys!

Sweet Jesus these are good. Had my first one at Burning Man in the desert and it almost made me religious…almost. ’Nuff said.

You may not want to eat it but, you could WEAR IT.

The classic bacon bra, always a hit amongst hungry men.

Smiling Bacon!

Hey, I make soft smiling food too!

Bacorrito!

If this doesn’t make you a bacon lover I don’t know what will.

Disclaimer: If you vomit or gain weight from looking at these pictures I am not at fault.

mmmmmmm minty bacon goodness!!!

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Squeez Bacon

Only for the hardcore bacon lover…