Grown Ass Women Inspired by BARBIE

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There's so much blonde and hot pink happening in this guide that you may need sunglasses, or a barf bag.

hm....from this angle you can't see how old she is....

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If you're of age to drink a cocktail- YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE BARBIE IN THE MIX

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A REAL LIFE DREAM HOUSE!

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Barbie and Friends don't eat cake.

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10260 Sw Greenburg Rd Ste 400, Portland, OR 97223

The Woman who's spent $200,000 so far to BECOME "Real Life Barbie"

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Reallifebarbie.com….yes she’s serious.

I just gagged a little.

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If Barbie were REAL.....

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She isn't surprised, that's just her face.

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....and from this angle you CAN see her face!

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Lil' Kim....there's so much that's wrong with this picture.

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Crowns are....dumb.

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I wonder if she blinks

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Plastic Surgery Barbie

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it isn't just the fishnet that's horrible about this picture.

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A SUDDEN DROUGHT OF LACE IS UPON US....I wonder who's to blame?

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….I think it’s this chick.

I guess if Barbie is a FAMILY MEMBER it's cool to hang her portraits?

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"We stood here all day looking for Sugar Daddy's"

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Baseball Game Barbie, comes with hot dog accessories.

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M.A.C Goes Barbie Inspired

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And they’re full the F out.

When Barbie feels like GETTIN' CRUNK, she busts out the pink lights.

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She's standing like that because they're too heavy....

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you know what “they” I’m talking about.

I wonder if she still plays with them????

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Look at the little girl's face on the left.....awesome.

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Barbie Inspired Jewelry, do we hate it or love it?

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HALLOWEEN COSTUME BARBIE

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Not gonna lie, I had no idea Barbie liked orange.

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HOW DO YOU HAVE SEX IN THIS BED???.....

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There’s nothing that screams “SEXY TIME” to me.

Barbie Goes on a Show Binge

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mmmm chocolate.

Socialite-Runway Barbie

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Ouch, ouch. ouch.

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A Ken Wannabe is amongst us!!!....and I'm scared.

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Old School Barbie- and I gotta say, she looks identical!

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Trannys LOVE Barbie

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I say mean things about girls like this. I can't help myself.

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Barbie goes to Prom and doesn't win Prom Queen....

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Which is worse, the heels or the swimsuit?

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Grown Ass Women who turn their homes into "Dream Houses"

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…scare me.

Barbie Pageant Wanna-Be

Barbie finally got her Dream House....but she doesn't fit?!

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Ballroom Barbie!!! Hopefully she's a bit more flexible.

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These people are PERFECT together. I smell douche. Do you?

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Inside Barbie's REAL LIFE Dream House

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Let me guess, this was your Myspace picture too?

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The BARBIE HAIR CHANDALIER, is pretty brilliant, and creepy.

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Where did all the bald Barbies go?

UM......princess Barbie channels Marilyn Monroe, on a rough day.

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Asian Barbie Convention....

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This woman is cracking my shiz up.

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Daisy Represents some ROCKIN' BARBIE INSPIRED LOVE

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Dolly is the ULTIMATE Barbie and I don't hate her for it.

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At least she’s talented.

Looks like Barbie has Sex Hair...

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and look at that smug “I just got some nookie” face on Ken.

Horror Movie Barbie AH!!

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The Barbie Sex Mobile

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Aubrey O'Day is a disgrace to blondes everywhere.

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Mom must be SO PROUD.

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I'm scared for your future mini-Barbie girl.

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She has CLEARLY taken makeup tips from Barbie....

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eek!

OK, If I were a kid I would've FLIPPED if I saw this girl

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added by Chelsea 08/01/2009
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This was all really great photos of barbie lovers…it’s a great thing that a doll even influences fashion trend.

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This is SOOOOO scary— especially the main guide pic. Frightening!!

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Yes. This is great. I have to admit, the icon pic really drew me…

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