Best Animal Battles!!

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It's taken me a while to get over some college roommates who used to research which fish DID NOT get along. They would then go and purchase the fish, put them in the same tank, and watch the destruction unfold over the week. But with years of therapy, I've almost fully recovered. Now I can watch fun videos like the ones below and know that sometimes, that's just the way the animal kingdom goes. And sometimes, that's just the way the totally set-up, closed in space with animals that would have never actually inhabited the same habitat farcical sham goes. Anyway, enjoy.

Anaconda Vs. Alligator

Makes me think God took some f**ked up s**t the day he made Anacondas.

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by elguapo  07/18/2009

Do you think it could swallow Jennifer Lopez including her butt?

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by karey_ann  07/18/2009

Yeah, no problem. I’d like to see it take on Serena ; that’d probably be more of a battle. Anaconda still wins though.

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by madeleine...  07/20/2009

Snakes are so cool!

Lions Vs. Monitor Lizard

Check out the lions checking out the lizard. Love it!

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by alexandraf  07/20/2009

This makes me sad for some reason.

Frog Vs. Bird

I don’t like this one. That bird was pretty cute.

Kid Vs. Sheep

This is some funny sh**p.

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by elguapo  07/18/2009

hahaha! That kid should have known better.

Lions vs Hyenas

Just like in “The Lion King”, only in Disney’s version, you don’t see the inside of the zebra’s ribcage.

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by elguapo  07/18/2009

Obviously, a tiger is pretty much a wolf if a wolf was a cat.

Bear Vs Cougar

This video is insanely good just for the sheer juxtaposition of the commentator and the battle music. Awesome.

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by elguapo  07/18/2009

I bet that Tiger would have gotten that mouse.

 
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by matt_fried  07/18/2009

Jaws 5 – 2:30 minutes and worth maybe $8.

Cobra Vs. Idiot

I think the title says it all. Guess who wins??

Fun-loving Monkey Vs. Lions

This video gets me every time. That little scamp!

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by elguapo  07/18/2009

I could watch this all day, every day!

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by karey_ann  07/18/2009

Right?! I LOVE THIS CLIP!

Monitor Lizard Vs. Cobra

Am I the only one who thinks that Unicorns should be waaaaaay more likely than Monitor Lizards?

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by elguapo  07/18/2009

I heard someone at guidespot called you an owl

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by karey_ann  09/18/2009

Wait, what?? I think they meant “cougar”

Dolores Park Cafe

501 Dolores St, San Francisco, CA 94110

A good place to catch the dog tiffs over at Dolores Park. It’s better than people watching.

A good place to catch the dog tiffs over at Dolores Park. It’s better than people watching.

Golden Gate Park

501 Stanyan St, San Francisco, CA 94117

There are lots of dueling creatures here. I’ve never seen anything too crazy . . . except for that seagull dive-bombing the tai-chi practicioner.

There are lots of dueling creatures here. I’ve never seen anything too crazy . . . except for that seagull dive-bombing the tai-chi practicioner.

Watch “Kite Surfers Vs. Seagulls”. Inland, there are repeated episodes of “Pugs Vs Maltese”.

Watch “Kite Surfers Vs. Seagulls”. Inland, there are repeated episodes of “Pugs Vs Maltese”.

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Discussions

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Mega-supreme-awesome. That fool got what he deserved from the cobra. And I second El Guapo RE: the new profile pic. Your flexibility and ball-handling skills are equally impressive and useful.