The Guide to the Best Inventions for the Single Man

Number 1 Best Invention: The Spork

What greater invention could a single guy need? It can be used for anything. No need to waste the energy or money on a fork and a spoon when you can have the spork!

Number 2 Best Invention: Fast Food Restaurants

The next best invention for the single man is the fast food restaurant. No self-respecting man would ever spend the $1.50 to get his own spork, so he gathers his spork supplies from the fast food restaurants. It ends up you can get pretty cheap food there too.

Number 3 Best Invention: Ramen Noodles

Cheap, tasty, easy to prepare, what more could a guy want? It can get a little boring (even for a man) eating Ramen Noodles all the time, so, they are versatile enough to add some ingredients to experiment with to try and add some variety to your life. WARNING!! There is only one rule to experimenting with Ramen Noodles that you MUST NOT break: DO NOT use peanut butter for experimentation.

Number 4 Best Invention: Canned Food

Sometimes, a man wants something else for dinner, besides Ramen, and cracks open a can of corn, or peas, or beans, or chilli, the possibilities are endless. It can be eaten cold or warmed, depending on the man’s aversion level to work of preparing and canned food can also be used to accentuate Ramen. WARNING!! Even though you can put an open can into the refrigerator to have later, you CANNOT warm up the can in the microwave.

Number 5 Best Invention: The Can Opener

In order to use your spork and achieve the fine dining experience of a can of corn, one must have easy access to opening the can. You do not want a man using a butcher knife to open a can, it is not a pretty sight.

Number 6 Best Invention: The Bacillus Mesentericus Inhibitor of Propionate

A preservative in cheese that makes it where you can eat cold pizza that has been sitting out all night and not get sick.

Number 7 Best Invention: The Koozy and The Beer Helmet

Nothing better to keep your drink cool when watching tv, taking a bathroom break, heating up a can of peas, or going to get more sporks.

Number 8 Best Invention: The Plasma TV

For the men who are really serious about watching tv, playing video games and some other stuff we won’t talk about (there is a reason he is a single man).

Number 9 Best Invention: The Reclining Chair

Now the man doesn’t need to get up for anything (except the bathroom).

Number 10 Best Invention: The Internet

This is where the single man’s real personality shines. We all know how this is really used and why it should be number 1, but we are shooting for a PG rating.

Colour Catcher for Laundry

This little laundry sheet actually catches the color from your laundry, so your whites won’t turn pink. Because men clearly do not know how to sort laundry. Problem solved! It can all be done in one load!

I'm not a single man but....

I’m sure this is a popular item among some.

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