Love is funny: Awesomely BAD engagement photos

That just makes me think of walking around in wet jeans – yuck. So not romantic.

Ugh! It’s his expression that gets to me! What is he expecting exactly? These are your engagement photos, dude!

I know and he looks so confused!

“fall asleep halfway into the ocean/”…..ummm…welll… I did. ‘87. Daytona Beach Spring Break in it’s hey day. I couldn’t find my hotel and the sand looked comfy. Didn’t know anything about tides.

Maybe they’re recreating The Little Mermaid? Right???

Davidh as yes….I can understand those times, but she looks pretty sober.

They just washed ashore.

that actually looks more like a some kind of sewer run off stream. last time i checked there ocean wasn’t 20 feet wide.

oh no!.. sexy gone wrong

the guy: “Should I wake her up? This tide sure is starting to rise… meh, i’ll give her a few more minutes.”

hilarious!

Worse, the setting was added as an after thought to “improve” the photo… and it’s bad photoshop too. Fabric wicks water well beyond direct contact. They’re only wet to the water line… Classy….

Thank you, karena. Sooo, it IS possible he was actually dead at the time the photo was taken. Aaaand they could have been standing up at the time. also, the suspect MAY have been supporting his lifele

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Who IS this byron13, and is he annoying anybody else?

so many other options and yet this was the one they went with…like riding a horse on your wedding day DONT DOOO IT! shits bound to go wrong…

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I can practically hear the music.

And wear matching outfits while we’re doing it! Haha, “while we’re doing it.”

I’ve seen them play. They’re actually quite good.

Isn’t this a scene in “The Jerk”?

I think I saw that guy on an HBO program a few years back about men’s privates. She’s going to be terribly disappointed.

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they definitely look like it

He might be, betcha she’s not :)

AND HER FACE! wow.

They look VERY young.

and very virginal.

Maybe they’re just showing off how much they like anal.

These comments are even funnier than the picture.

I’ve always heard that backdoor friends are best, but this might be taking it too far!

About to hit our 4 year anniversary! Was fun to look at these pictures again!

Yup, that’s definitely the one we chose to send out with our wedding invitations.

he looks like he’s forcing a smile- maybe he doesn’t like doing it thru the backway

I’m speechless.

What’s worse is her dad took that picture.

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Mom look at how deep I can take it!!!

Could she get some new shoes for this shot? I don’t want to see her scruffy soles.

Thats what I was thinking?!

Who are these photographers….

Bad ones.

Dirty ass shoes she should be ashamed of herself for thinking this was cute.

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Oh no! If someone made my feet look this big, i’d be terrified!

LOL. This is a riot!

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Um … yes. JOKE FAIL.

FAIL MISERABLY.

Oh god. The dramatic lighting is killin’ me.

It’s an ad for Rajit & Lacey, a wacky new cop show on ABC about a mismatched duo of police officers, who might just fall in love.

My husband and I actually like this one.. who’s the photographer?

Twilight!!! LOL

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this makes me want to get out the hand sanitizer

I can only imagine the caption, “He held my hair back while I puked up Hand Grenades…it was love at first sight”. Sadly, I know exactly where this is.

Where is it?!

Thats New Orleans in the French Quarter and I would never get that close to a lamp post there, yuck

@claireh ROFL Sometimes you have to suffer for beauty?

Please, look at her. The lamp post is the one who needs the Purell.

Aww, they clearly met while she was “working”; it was only natural that they recreate that moment. But someone must have fogotten the dollar bills…

There is nothing wrong about the love between and man and a woman and a lamp post. Wait…. eh whatever.

Hmm. You’re s’posed to chain the bike to the pole, not the other way around.

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when a pimp falls in love with his hoe.

um would you please explain where the heck they are?

Somewhere very, leafy?

lol i meant her legs

Certainly nothing wrong with this one. Very nice, appropriate photo.

it’s quicksand! he’s trying to pull her out!

LOL @ claudia and pinkhearts. That guy makes me think of Peter Brady for some reason.

all it would have taken to make this a decent shot was to slightly angle her to see her legs. Amazing how the details kill a shot.

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the guy reminds me of shaggy from scooby doo

must be from a religious sect!!

charles manson lovers..or children of the corn…whatever the case, this is scary as hell!

I’m sure it’s hard for the photographer to work with the Children of the Corn

LOL!!!!

They were meant to be together.

What creepy-lookin’ young’uns they’ll have. Grown men shouldn’t have bangs.

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This is so incredibly awkward.

Ewwwh!

OMFG.

I hope a professional didn’t take this one. No one wants to see a guy groping his fiancee…

Sad thing is that she looks incredibly uncomfortable. Shouldn’t she be more at ease with her fiancee?

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They’re marrying for tax breaks, health insurance or some other practical reason.

We are actually exactly like this in real life.

This is a beautiful picture of two beautiful people. Doesn’t belong with this batch of photos at all.

This one’s actually pretty cool.

When accountants marry.

holy crap, that’s my cousin and her fiance

It’s a beautiful photo, just not the type of e-photo most people go for. They look like morticians.

They look like really pissed off morticians. Not a flattering picture at all.

Ha! I know this guy too. He’s actually quite hilarious. In fact, this picture cracks me up. It’s also superbly composed. I like it.

his expression reminds me of that detective on law & order

Our love is like a book. Inanimate and without a pulse.

This is the best photo I have ever seen of a couple.

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Another Spiderman photo

wtf?!

I’m dying over here.. this is ridiculous.

Running of the bulls?

I hope he fell on her.

HAHAH! Another great example of the “mock intensity” that makes its way into about half of these. Priceless.

It also looks like she has to pee and is holding her crotch. lmfao

wotsup with all these spidermen? is it the in thing in photography now?

Why’s she on her knees? Is he afraid of heights?

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Is it bad that i kinda like this one..?

Clay Aiken look-alike.

TOTALLY!

I laughed so hard.

y such a big flower? y not something smaller- a daisy or a rose or even a lily?

@Claudia: I took this photo. You’d have to know Chris (the guy). He’s a silly character and this was just him being silly.

Doesn’t make him look gay. But the color makes his teeth look yellow.

He’s about to poke her eye with the stem.

Poor guy, if your female isnt going to stop you from making an ass of yourself before you get married…then…why get married?

Rofl.

Can’t decide what’s sexier…the bride, the groom, their sweaters, her cross, or the background. This is a hottness explosion.

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um..wheres the baby

it’s too bad he had to guilt her into marrying him.

yup look at her smile and look at his..Shes lke umm..do i have to??

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This looks like a morning after a wild party picture. She still looks hung over. lol

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Wow, she really does look light as a feather….

Photoshopped, surely!

Adele? Really?!

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No. Nonononononononononononono.

and his eye level is all off so he’s just staring at her shoes. How awful.

Omygod, Alex, you are baaaaaaaad.

LMAO…this screams romantic!

RIGHT? Sexy.

this would look so much better if they did it right.

Photo shop?

Reminds me of Tiny Doubles… I did that when I was little… shrink your photo and put you on stands… for display… Kind of cool looking!

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wow, this one belongs not only on awkward family photos but also photoshop disasters.

Jeez! What a photoshop fail!

Is she glowing too?!

she looks like the little devil that sits on ur shoulder telling u 2 do bad things

she’s the little devil that sits on his shoulder telling him to do naughty things

This one is cute!

Not only does she not appear that hand holdable, but she is also glowing, wtf?

Really? I want to know WHO thought this was a good idea?? Hopefully not the photographer!

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Wtf, how is this an engagement photo ?

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yes!!

Not strange at all.

Whenever I take photos like this, in mid air, I always rest my head on my arm.

Your neck gets tired.

Oh no. Bad angle there. Bad.

AHAHAHA!! I actually know these two! LMAO

He’s a strong man Laura lol.

er honey? doorway… doorway… DOORWA-THUD!

This is how they normally relax.

it is a bit odd but go little strong dude!

OK I know this amazing couple!

Kinda cute thoughhhhh

This is how you fall in love… in the MATRIX

this looks like the cover of the jason reeves album “the magnificent adventures of heartache”

I wonder how long it took them to get to each other?

i think this is actually pretty cool …

I also think this is cool.

I actually like this.

This makes me want to die.

I like it.

I like this one

I think there going for some sort of animorphs pose. They look young enough to have read those books

Wow, that’s awesome. I wish I knew how it was done.

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Cheesy but cute

Amazing work!

Oh yeah, well what happens if they get to the center one minute apart? Or, if one of them stumbles in one of the photos getting there? How about if they find out they are the wrong people when they mee

cute but gay..

Ahh – he’s her Spiderman

Ah the Spiderman thing, I see- STILL TERRIBLE.

The upside down kiss thing though is so overrated IMO.

Hey, upside down kissing is very difficult.

not only is it difficult, it’s just stupid.

Very, VERY cool. Love the Spiderman theme.

GIVE HIM S BREAK, HIS HEAD IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!!!

oh, crap I dribbled into my own nose again. Can we go again?

yay

Just kissin’ and smellin’ each other’s chins.

This is so awesome! Really creative!

It’s sexy, and some of you are just mad cuz’ your man hasn’t done that for YOU!

It’s sexy, and some of you are just mad cuz’ your man hasn’t done that for YOU!

Horrible! Get over yourself! Spiderman isn’t as cool as the avengers!

I think the wedding would be off if he snagged her with a hook

I like how he’s not even photograph clear enough to see him.

these couples can walk on water….anyone notice that?

HE IS WALKING ON WATER! wow, very powerful love they must have!

loll he looks like that psycho guy from secret window.

this is ridiculous.

is she trying to leave him ?

kekibird.. i think the photographer intentionally blurred the guy… i like this one

she totally had her hand in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Its the whole point of fishing! If he reels her in, see, he gets to choose: throw her back or keep her? But, she could still be the one that got away. She looks illegal, I would throw her back.

Don’t look up.

I’ve heard the expression “to pinch off a middle manager” or “drop the kids off at the pool” but what does this say about your wife to be?

She likes to check out random packages?

I dunno. What’s it say about his penis?

No, no, I sock them on the jaw and yell “Pop goes the weasel!”

Well, maybe they were looking for a good way of easing their way into some makeup sex

Picture was messed up. His head’s washed out and what’s with that poorly located lens flare?

my money is on her… she can take him.

i think we are missing something here.

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And they shop at Home Depot – so ready to create a home and start a family

Exactly! Thats probably what theyre trying ot get across. eeee!

maybe they were just trying to be like Arrested Development..? But the home depot cart in the parking lot is not nearly as epic. ;)

i love this!

This could not have ended well.

The next stop is the Goodwill Donation Box.

Jackass much?

He’s already treating her like a piece of meat.

do not smoke pot b4 deciding how your pic should look…

this would have been hella cute, but they just had to ruin it….

Yah youre right. He didnt have to pull up her leg.

Hugging can be hard for some people. Give this guy a break.

LOL @ stevenc.

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I don’t get it. What’s their point? Stretch jeans?

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I think she’s holding a stick up his butt.

He does look pretty uncomfortable!

His right hand is in motion while his left hand appears to be copping a feel. If I was the photographer for these guys I don’t know that I’d use this one in my portfolio.

…and it’s not level. The bar isn’t straight. It’s a sucky pose and a sucky shot.

he should have been upside down- it would be easier to look at him then

He looks constipated

ta-ta-ta-TARDS

I think this one is cute….not one to send out to the Fam, but it’s cute.

you got that right, dude!

Yeah I have to agree there, I actually like this one too.

I like this one! Cute & funny …. shows they have a sense of humor. And doesn’t look completely dated like most of the others!

wait until he finds out just how not staged this scene actually is.

I don’t like this because it promotes stereotypes. How is that funny or cute?

I like it personally… hot couple too

it was a really cute pic until i realized the superficial materialistic assholes in said pic made it about MONEY…not cute, not clever, not funny, A HORRIBLE WAY TO START YOUR LIFE TOGETHER.

It looks like he’s about to flick her away..

This also is a pretty good photo. You really couldn’t find more photos that were actually bad?

Oh come on- this is not a good photo- is she marrying the headless man? lol.

Mean bean is dumb bean. Also visually tone deaf.

hes not exacly headless, half torso man maybe

I’ve always disliked e-photos that show only one person’s face. It’s like you’re saying one person isn’t important enough to be in the photo….

i hope he doesn’t break wind while she’s down there

How could he ever score a chick like that wearing shoes like these? Is she blind?

her and that set of legs will be very happy together im sure.

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Not safe, but still a cool picture.

I think this is pittsburgh

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This one is awesome. Love the composition and the colors are great!

SEXXXXXXY, I LIKE! hahhahahah. Only true love can take a photo where they’re licking eachothers tongues.

Double Ewwwh! Yuck! worst public display of affection ever !

honey ya know the pic where we were caught getting it on in the pub’s bathroom? well I used that for our engagement announcements.

Gross…

Public display of hormones. Like dogs in heat.

Classy

Hes just cleaning her up after a messy dinner. My dogs do that to each other all the time. Its sweet! ;p ok ok i really must say …..SOOO TRASHY.

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that guy looks like he’s creepin’ on someone else

Aw aw aw, my neck, aw aw my hand! His response, "Do I look like I give a #uck?

I think this whole marriage thing was her idea, he’s gonna cheat on her in 6 months.

ummm….not with that hair cut.

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