Failbook

Like a month??! HAHA wowww. FAIL!

Which month is it though? Four? Five? Two?

Most people pressure their kids to leave at 18. 5 is being pretty harsh. Just old enough to make their first Mother’s Day card at school LOL.

I think month 9. Because better late than never! HAHA and the 5 year part didn’t even sink in. Yeahh, it might be a few more years that that. Plus, how does “engaged” equal pregnant? Good luck, Bonnie!

Try 9 months.

That’s max. She’s talking minimum requirements I think.

Yeah, she’s really trying to do the best thing for the baby while also living the best life she can!

quit drinkin for a month, thats tuff, i understand her!

At least she KNOWS she can’t do it. And therefore won’t get pregnant. Gotta give her some credit, right?

I like how she thinks having a baby is only a 5 year commitment!

This is taken from Chelsea Handlers book… “Are you there Vodka, It’s Me Chelsea.”

oh wow.

Actually the most hilariously stupid thing, I have ever read in my life.

Bonnie… I feel sorry for your future kids already.

Thank god she’s not ready to procreate! There’s already enough stupid people out there…

I agree with her. Let them go before they’re 5 and you get too attached to them.

Please tell me she is giving this child up for adoption

GO WOMEN!

oh dear lord please dont let this be real.

Oh man.

ouch!

haha i love the “nice one, asshole”

that’s just bad luck that.. lmao

Oh nice asshole lol

Don’t we all…

Wait, WHAT?

Relationship dramz, Alicia. HAHA.

WOW. Maybe he doesnt want to be your boyfriend.

Or how about if you’re dating you probably have their phone number? Right? No?

HAHAHAHAHA seriously????

You keep using the word “boyfriend”. I do not think it means what you think it means.

lol

43 friends with over active imaginations

This is a horrible way to spell KELSEA.

Hahaha.

Perverts lol

That’s the best. “my goatee isnt stupid” LAUGHING!!!!

Possibly the best come-back ever.

lmao!

rofl I love this one :)

See, this is the kind of FB status that I was talking about here: http://bitchingwithbet.libsyn.co…

hahahaha!!

haha

I’m with you, Caleb! Nothing is more important than spelling, and apparently, in correcting Lilah, time was of the essence!

Your comment is as funny as the grammar nazi above.

Shouldn’t it be ‘Spelling Nazi?’

hahahaha caleb so technical!

this one is from www.lamebook.com too! it’s one of their older ones.

Grammar Nazi strikes at the optimal time. Love this one so much.

Caleb’s comment is priceless!

I would have also pointed out her unnecessary use of a semi-colon.

haha!

The semi-colon jumped out at me before the spelling error!

Caleb had written thing that was in true. :)

good cunt

Using a semi-colon is a half-assed way of writing it. Get it? Semi colon…half assed??

Caleb is my hero.

Wow, now you’ve to officially declare in FB before you suicide!

Hahahaha Danica has now learned that scrotum and sternum are two very different things.

I hope Matthew has learned the difference between your and you’re … idiot

GOOD point. But did you really expect Danica to have smart friends??

rofl

This is friggen hilarious. I love that her “friends” are super harsh. And, strangely enough, just as stupid as she is!

I love Facebook critics!

wow!

The guy who kept calling her an idiot was using the wrong spelling of “you’re” he typed “your” twice, so that made him just as much of an idiot

Haha :)

I agree with Susie….Facebook critics are the business, and the harsher the better.

lol

Wat really annoys me is the fact that u guys, and all the ppl who post on this site, r so critical of spelling and grammer. i mean, really? when ur txting or posting on FB do u spell everything right?

who’s gean? apparently brittany doesn’t fall in the majority

She’s definitely not one of the many woman who carry the smart gean.

O.o Omg. How sad can people’s spellings be?

on the floor! why not just say jean if your gonna really look like an ass

EPIC. FAIL.

I totally agree with her!!! and also notice she is a blond named brittney. Did that not clue u in? lol.

ouch!

burn!

BWahahaha! Awesome!

crash and burn

HahahahahahahahahahahahahaHahaha…

Hahahahahaha

STFU!!! Burn!

Haha!!

Y is his name not edward or jacob instead??? Bella…..it totally should be. :(

I love grammar nazi!!

Yeah dude, at least she got the “pattern” right by consistently spelling it wrong.

True! Extra points for Jenna… She’s not a total idiot!

Woohoo! Go Jeremy!

She didn’t capitalize and she didn’t put spaces behind the commas.

Funny how Jeremy points out her grammatical flaw then he replies with “ya u”

Whoa. Just whoa.

I don’t think she caught on to the comments in her first post…

LOL.

thats just dumb haha

O.o(Again)……..How?…I mean….How dumb can people be!?!?!?!

This is just incredible.

O.O ..amazing..phahahahahahahahhahah…

But… no, hang on…. I am the only one who says this kinda stuff as a joke? I really, really do ask people whose rellies are expecting “Do you know if you’ll be an aunt or an uncle?” It’s HUMOUR!

retarded, lol.

where’s the spelling nazi when u need him

I think I’m starting “unclearontheconcept.com” just for Uncle Jenn

hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah… that is F***ING HILARIOUS!! hahahahahahahhahahahahah i just died!!!!!

Amazing. I am congratulating person who wrote this. :) Ahaha. :)

bahahahaaa,is this real, was that a joke or is she just stuipd?!

LMAO this is some funny shit.

Best ever bahahaha

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm!!! confused on her own gender i see!!

A little hit in the head, that’s all.

Its lol how every1 is laughing @ her and she still doesn’t get it. thats the best part!

that’s freakin hilarious

Fantastic facebook post.

ouch!

Burn baby burn! :P

hahah wow do you need an ice pack or that burn? wow your life sucks

Booo hooo!!! hahahahahaha

BAHAHAHAHAHA!

haha

ROFL!!!

lol!

Hahahahhahahah. Sounds like a Jessica Simpson-ism. Those confusing animal products!

Right, Chicken of the See Me Spewing From Both Ends.

what a smart answer!!

lol- who’s the real idiot now? hahaha!

what an idiot.

Holy Mother Mary!IT’s alive!!How ignorant can people be?

omg, i’m gonna die here :D what the hell!? :D dude, u’ re fucked :D hahahahahahaahaha

BAHAH

hahhaaaahahaaa

There are people in the world who are That stupid..hahahahah sucks for them.

One less idiot if it kills him, lol.

my mom works in an A & E dept – people like this are a drain on valuable resources – and they keep breeding.

Trust me. Even if you explain in fine detail Alex will still not get it

wow you are an idiot

Why does he breath the same air as me?

Hahaha

Darwin award.

Yeah. Was it a red or yellow pig? Go read some books sucker.

pigs are really hard to catch.

lol sids!

it woulda been even better if it was posted thru a mobile phone

damn those pigs, damn theeeeeeem :D

Lmfao..

It’s never too soon to use Google.

I made it this far before I guffaw’d. LOVE this stuff.

lol

I’m still ROFLing!

WOW this cracked me up!!! im still laughing!

What the hell are you going on :)

omg that is soo funny

Duh duh duh duh duh

Eeeek. Someone can become your baby before you know how to spell their name??

I know girls like this.

lol

aha :)

xD

Ahaha

Spelling Nazi!

I do! At Best Buy!

Can you “download” one there though?

Hehe I was kidding. But I think it was a bad joke as it was WAY past my bedtime :)

This is something I might actually say because some technology things don’t make sense to me. I equate “get” “download” and “upload.”

I admit I get confused with the difference between “download” and “upload” too. Kind of like growing up some people called in town “downtown” and some “uptown” We never really knew WHERE it was.

Come on. Download a webcam?Seriously?God!!

hahaha..

Download WWW here [http://www.w3schools.com/downlo… first. lols..

I need to download $2,000,00,000 for free

@ alice you missed a 0 in the middle set of 0’s

You download a webcam by fax, of course. Just fax 1-800-UNC LEAR with the brand and model of webcam you want, and it will be emailed back to you within 24 hours. Your paypal account will be charged.

:)

so webcam for download?! sure that one will be a problem…

Nice steves2, there’s never a wrong moment for a grammar nazi. Even that was math related.

Hmmmm… not!!

Lmao! Anyone know where i can download a new shiny car? Anyone? Nope. Alright.

including you, johnny boy.

That’s a fail.

A whole bunch of stupid lamers

It sounds like a quote from A Bit of Hugh and Laurie. If your interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y…

We’ll take the Damn Physical Challenge.