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June 11, 2009
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Everyone knows you get married so that you can have a grand wedding at someone else's expense and a kick-ass party to follow...and so you can get tax breaks and have two chances at health insurance instead of just one. Right? Right! (I kid...) Here's my problem: I find most weddings incredibly dull. DJ or rock cover band? Original. Trying-to-be-witty best man speech. Key word "trying." Mediocre platters of catered food. Ick. So boring! Which is why if and when I get married, I'm hoping to have a really over-the-top and ridiculous wedding that will potentially (and hopefully) cause everyone to think "WTF?" and "What's wrong with the bride?" and if I'm reeeeealllly lucky, a few "Best Wedding EVER" statements. I mean, sometimes someone thinks it's funny to take their now-husband's AK-47 and pretend to shoot him. Brilliant! What is (or was) your fantasy wedding?

The Great Pierogi Race

Four Pierogi (yes that’s the plural, people!) race at every Pittsburgh Pirates’ baseball game and they never fail to crack me up. Now here’s what I’m thinking (and don’t tell future attendees): at some point during the ceremony, maybe during the “forever hold your peace” part, the Pierogi come RACING up the aisle and everyone is just amazed and appalled. It will be fantastic.

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A Monique Lhuillier Wedding Dress

….Oh I pretty much LOVE Monique Lhuillier…..LOVE, Almost as much as I’d love the person I’m marrying ;) ha.

added by The Mean Bean 02/17/2009

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Sushi Wedding Cake

I was going to say I would love a sushi bar at my dream wedding, but then I found this cake and well, why not?? Of course I’d still want the traditional wedding cake, but I’d start the dinner by feeding my new hubby from this. And then I’d proceed to eat the whole thing. Um, can I get married now?

added by Susie 02/19/2009

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Wedding PIE

I’m not really a cake person, and definitely not a wedding cake person (have you tasted wedding cake? Usually not good!) but I AM a pie person. One of my favorite TV shows, “Ed,” featured a wedding pie during the last season. Awesome! I’m also a big fan of bread pudding and cowboy cookies, so I think a smorgasboard of NOT-cake desserts would be lovely.

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Food Fight!!

Yeah, I want a giant food fight. We’re talking capers in auntie’s hair and frosting all over the best man’s tux. Hunks of french bread sailing through the air . . . how awesome would that be?!!

added by Karey Ann 02/06/2009

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The Barefoot Minister

I conducted a phone interview with the barefoot minister, Anne Marie Porter, once. This woman is all sunshine. She marries couples in low-key, inexpensive ceremonies on the relatively undeveloped island of St. John. Yes, please. Oh, and maybe a couple of close friends, family and some coconut cupcakes. Done. Perfect. Let’s go swimming.

added by aubree munar 02/17/2009

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Pink Bridesmaid Dresses

for starters, the dresses will be pink. and the flowers will be pink. the centerpieces? Oh, they’ll be pink, too. basically, I’ll have an overwhelming amount of pink at my wedding!

added by JCsuperstar 06/11/2009

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aliciak

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I like to: crochet, eat, read, write, go to museums, watch old movies, cook, bake, observe children, visit the library, travel, cut my own hair, explore New York, mix gin drinks, bike ride, take photographs, keep in touch with people, be crafty, swim in the ocean, make bets, and read blogs and ca...