Fat Bottom Girls

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There's a theory that fat bottom girls make the rockin' world go 'round. I'm not entirely sure about that, but it is entirely possibly that our butt cheeks affect the tides in some way or another. Here, your guide to an appreciation of large booty.

Fat Bottom Girls

Nevermind that Freddie Mercury was gay. He had the right idea. It wasn’t like he was lying when he claimed to be an “ass man”.

What happens when you image-Google “booty”.

Kim Kardashian

Beautiful, vapid Kim. Her ass really is a modern miracle.

Bobaraba

Would you believe that this video is inspiring women in the Ivory Coast to inject Chinese-made “butt enhancements” into their posteriors?

Rump Shaker (Wreckx-N-Effect)

Features a woman fake-playing alto sax. In an orange bikini.

 
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Those aren’t real. Those, either.

A you a flat-bottomed girl?

Rather than displaying some serious badonkadonk, is your tush as flat as a pancake? Consider ass implants. What could go wrong?

Ass Augmentation

If you don’t currently make the rocking world go ’round, you can pay to have your fat moved around until you do.

Beyonce FTW

Beyonce Knowles

Dude, what the hell is with Brazilians?

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No, seriously, though. That thing is incredible.

Big Ole Butt

Don’t call it a comeback, he ain’t worked in years.

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cool, that was a fun read. Big Butts do make the world go around..

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You’re funny. I like U. U Make Excellent butt guide.

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I’m inspired and humbled. I thought I brought the buhdunkadunk. I’m going to leave work now, and go run up some stairs. Repeatedly.