Guidespot's Fall Sweater Collection

You spy her from across the soup selection at Old Country Buffet. Your eyes lock, and your palms become slicked with sweat and split pea steam. You feel as though you’ve seen her before. Perhaps in a dream? The hosiery department at Filene’s? But no – you would never forget such charisma – such style…

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Embrace the swift romance of autumn with this outerwear essential. Take a moment to revel in the lovely yet heartbreaking dichotomy of sunny colors, and crisp cloudy winds. Leave the lowest button open if you’re feeling daring.

Nothing screams fall like an elephantmoose combo. Conjure the playfulness of a leaf pile by layering with a fashionable white turtleneck shell.

Beef up slender shoulders with this subtle number, and be proud that you put your great aunt’s needlepoint bath mat to good use. Photo Credit

Let it be known that you’re the type of guy who can be mauled to a bloody pulp by a tiger and maintain a smile! This, however, may not make up for the fact that you have freakishly short arms. Photo Credit

Sloppy eaters, rejoice! Much like the bespeckled maroon carpeting at your office, this sweater is capable of concealing years of stains, thus minimizing laundering bills. So dig into that Dominos delight. Photo Credit

No one will notice that ugly plate necklace your student gave you when you distract them with this vibrant piece. Photo Credit

Snow in October? Turn that frown upside down. Photo

No need to walk all the way to the mirror before leaving the house when your partner takes a similar shining to Norwegian fall outerwear. Photo Credit

Proof that pheremonal attraction has nothing to do with phenotype.

Foolish is the man who limits his knitwear to his torso. Photo Credit

Evoke the majesty of Pebble Beach while staying as warm as a Pop-Tart in this, the crown jewel of our fall sweater lineup. Then, if you change your mind, you can always regift it to that one ubiquitous family member who always gets golf stuff for the holidays. Photo Credit

For those brides-to-be with fall weddings, consider this ruffled Bridesmaid sweater. Comes complete with the requisite number of rippled rayon, and only $38 from the Delia’s catalog. Which is somehow still in business.

Let it be known to the world that despite your “class clown” tendencies, you have a serious “business casual” edge when you so choose. Photo Credit