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I'm proud of my culture. Very proud. Why? BECAUSE, I'm ITALIAN. As an Italian woman there are certain sterotypes you simply cannot avoid; i.e. feeding your guests to the point of physical paralysis until the next meal. Everyone loves and Italian girl, from her dark hair and olive skin to her affinity for buying Italian Vogue, just to look at the pictures. Do you love Italian women???
Alyssa Milano
Alyssa is a smoking hot babe AND she’s a smoking hot babe with a new show. Her new ABC series “Romantically Challenged” is following a 30-something man who is torn in between his needy best friend and new girlfriend. Milano is to take the role of the girlfriend. If there’s one thing for sure there’s no way in the world Alyssa is “romantically challenged.” Because as the guide states, EVERYONE LOVES AN ITALIAN GIRL.
You know you're Italian when...
there’s a Frank Sinatra impersonater at every family get together.
Leah Remini
You know you're Italian when.....
You grow up eating “pastine” and pepperonis, instead of Goldfish and Mac&Cheese.
Asia Argento
You may recognize Asia from the sexy film XXX with Vin Diesel. Asia’s hometown ROME.
MAKE YOUR OWN SAUCE!
1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1 small onion, chopped
2 cloves garlic, chopped
1 stalk celery, chopped
1 carrot, chopped
Sea salt and freshly ground black pepper
2 (32-ounce) cans crushed tomatoes
2 dried bay leaves
4 tablespoons unsalted butter, optional
In a large casserole pot or Dutch over, heat oil over medium high heat. Add onion and garlic and saute until soft and translucent, about 5 to 10 minutes. Add celery and carrots and season with salt and pepper. Saute until all the vegetables are soft, about 5 to 10 minutes. Add tomatoes and bay leaves and simmer uncovered on low heat for 1 hour or until thick. Remove bay leaves and check for seasoning.
Add 1/2 the tomato sauce into the bowl of a food processor. Process until smooth. Continue with remaining tomato sauce.
Drea De Matteo
You know you're Italian when....
It is impossible for you to talk with your hands in your pockets.
Every Italian girl should know her Italian fashion designers:
Jennifer Esposito
You know you're Italian when....
you played with Pope dolls as a kid, dressing and undressing them. You thought it was a Barbie.
Valentino Italian Restaurant
3115 Pico Blvd, Santa Monica, CA 90405
When I was a little homesick for my Momma’s Italian cooking this was the spot I’d end up at.
When I was a little homesick for my Momma’s Italian cooking this was the spot I’d end up at.
Jenna Jameson (formerly Massoli)
You know you're Italian when....
Every family gathering looks like an episode of The Sopranos.
Brittany Murphy (formerly Bertolotti)
You know you're Italian when....
Your 2 best friends are your cousin and your brother-in-law’s brother-in-law.
A wise Italian woman once said....
“Everything you see I owe to spaghetti.”
Sophia Loren
Maria Bello
You know you're Italian when....
your Grandmother wore pumps, hose and jewels everyday until the day she died.
Italian women should know their VINO:
And these are the ones that should make up your shelves:
- Stella Pinot Grigio from Umbria Itally
- 2005 Capezzana Conti Contini Sangiovese from Tuscany
- Beni di Batasiolo Barolo 2000 from Piedmont
You know you're Italian when....
your Grandma or “Noni” leans over during communion and says, “You gonna go up and get a swig??”
Every GOOD Italian girl should know this:
- Always keep the fridge stocked with Limoncello
- Always keep a few bottles of Chianti and Cabernet in the house (preferably leave the Chianti on the table.)
- Pizelles are a good alternative to a frisbee
- Spending money on good Italian leather is WORTH IT.
- Spending money on AMAZING, EXPENSIVE shoes is worth it also.
- Always keep a framed photo of your relatives on your shelves.
- Family COMES FIRST.
- Your uncles and cousins will always scare your boyfriend/fiance/husband…..until he beats them in a game of Bocce.
- If you say “Jesus” in front of your Great Grandmother, she my actually die.
- FEED YOUR GUESTS. Excessively.
- Even the children at the table get a wine glass, just a little vino though.
- The Italian men will always cat call….get used to it.
- Your Mother’s lasagna is always the best…..don’t argue.
- It’s okay to wear your sunglasses in Church, it adds dramatic effect.
- When in doubt; grab a Cannoli, a glass of red wine, and have a gossip fest with you Mother.
- Always wear your Italian horn.
Sophia Loren, the epitomy of the BEAUTIFUL Italian Woman
Isabella Rossellini
Isabella’s hometown; ROME.
You know you're Italian when....
When you were growing up, you ate Sunday dinner at 2:00 p.m., and on Thanksgiving, your family’s first course was Ravioli.
Monica Bellucci
Bellucci was born in Città di Castello, Umbria, Italy.
Giada De Laurentiis
Giada’s a girl who makes her own sauces- check the simple tomato sauce recipe on the left!
You know you're Italian when....
someone in your family has a poster of The Godfather,framed.
Tea Leoni (formerly Pantaleoni)
A wise Italian woman once said.....
Mistakes are part of the dues one pays for a full life.
~ Sophia Loren ~
You know you're Italian when....
You’ve been hit with a spoon and/or you’ve been hit by a nun.
Ellen Pompeo
When you walk through Little Italy nice cars line the streets, men coo at you to dine at their restaurants and the cannoli’s in the windows are tempting. Little Italy is the perfect Italian neighborhood, with tradition, good food, attractive Italian men and good wine. If you haven’t been, you must take a visit.
When you walk through Little Italy nice cars line the streets, men coo at you to dine at their restaurants and the cannoli’s in the windows are tempting. Little Italy is the perfect Italian neighborhood, with tradition, good food, attractive Italian men and good wine. If you haven’t been, you must take a visit.
You know you're Italian when....
you went to the Parish at your Italian Catholic church every Sunday for spaghetti and meatballs.
The cure to ALL Italian women's PMS; A Lobster Tail
You can find them in most Italian bakeries, and the flaky pastery filled with creamy Ricotta icing mmmm.
Three Sons Italian Restaurant
2915 W 44th Ave, Denver, CO 80211
Every Italian girl has a Grandparent who helped start one of the classic Italian restaurants in their neighborhood and yes, that was my great grandad! He lent his own pots and pans to help start this restaurant….and it’s still goin’ strong!
Every Italian girl has a Grandparent who helped start one of the classic Italian restaurants in their neighborhood and yes, that was my great grandad! He lent his own pots and pans to help start this restaurant….and it’s still goin’ strong!
Carla Gugino
the Village in Nassau County, Long Island, about 35 minutes east of Manhattan, was famously known for being the home of Victoria Gotti and the TV series, Growing up Gotti.
the Village in Nassau County, Long Island, about 35 minutes east of Manhattan, was famously known for being the home of Victoria Gotti and the TV series, Growing up Gotti.
You know you're Italian when....
People think you are yelling, but you are actually just talking in an italian “normal” tone!
Madonna
You know you're Italian when....
whatever someone says when they’re drunk is taken as Gospel truth, since you’ve always been taught, “IN VINO VERITAS.” In wine, there is truth.
Susan Lucci
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