CONFESSION: I am Kardashian Obsessed

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What is it about these girls?? They're brash, they're ambitious, they're babes, and they're taking over the World. Ok, maybe not quite- yet. First seen on The Kardashians the sisters of socialite Kim and daughters of attorney Robert Kardashian, amused us with their raunchy sense of humor and impeccable sense of style. NOW, they're taking miami, they're taking over Google searches and E! (best ratings since 2002 Anna Nicole Show).....here's why we love them:

DASH Miami

815 Washington Ave. Miami Beach, FL 33137

The girls second location (the first is located in Calabasas) is now a big hit on the Miami scene. Growing up with a love for fashion the girls are spreading their fashion knowledge, trends, and classics and killer business skills. Opening a Dash in every major city? I think that’s the goal.

Where they go, MONEY RAINS- LITERALLY

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The girls were recently partying in Miami at LIV at Fontainebleau nightclub when it started to rain cash. Literally!

A partygoer tells the New York Daily News, “Money started falling from the ceiling! It just kept coming and coming, and when I looked up, I saw the Kardashians.”

There was a total of $3,000 in singles floating around the nightclub.

..BECAUSE THEY GET NAKED FOR A GOOD CAUSE

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Ok, maybe they get naked for other reasons too, i.e. Kim in Playboy, or in her infamous sex tape….but I digress. After Khloe got some flack for sporting fur, PETA asked if she would pose for their campaign and educate other fur wearing fashionistas. Since, she’s been fur-free!

They aren't afraid to rock the crazy bikinis...

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and risk the tan lines.

Ago Ristorante

1901 Collins Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139

An LA transplant just like the girl, this is one of their go-to hot spots for Tuscan Italian cuisine. Get a room at the Shore Club and make it a girlfriend weekend getaway.

An LA transplant just like the girl, this is one of their go-to hot spots for Tuscan Italian cuisine. Get a room at the Shore Club and make it a girlfriend weekend getaway.

They know how to train the little ones

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Oh the joy of being a big sister- good thing for these the two younger half-sisters of the Kardashians, they’ll be walking fierce just like their sisters.

Even when Kourtney’s car got towed while she waited to pick up her food- it was worth it, or so she says. “By the time I got home, I sat down and ate my cold dinner- it was still worth it.” Hm, that must be some banging queso.

Even when Kourtney’s car got towed while she waited to pick up her food- it was worth it, or so she says. “By the time I got home, I sat down and ate my cold dinner- it was still worth it.” Hm, that must be some banging queso.

They aren't afraid to rock THE CURVES

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I love that. They’re real women, with boobs and booties and curves.

They don't take themselves too seriously

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CONGRATS TO KOURTNEY

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Super sexy soon-to-be Momma!

 

WHY ARE WE SO OBSESSED???

...BECAUSE THEY STILL LOOK GOOD IN MUG SHOTS?

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In 2008 Khloe faced DUI charges, after nursing her pain with some drinks on the anniversary of her father’s death. Kardashian reported to jail to serve time for violation of probation for her DUI incident. She faced a sentence of up to 30 days and enrollment in an alcohol treatment program within three weeks of her release from jail. She was released from jail less than three hours later due to overcrowding

Clevelander Hotel

1020 Ocean Drive,, Miami Beach, FL 33139

Welcome to the Clevelander "One of South Beach's hottest Spots" The Clevelander Hotel, a legendary landmark located in the heart of Miami Beach's historic Art Deco district, offers guests a front door entrance to America's favorite playground - South Beach. Located at the center of it all, on (in) fa... more »
Welcome to the Clevelander "One of South Beach's hottest Spots" The Clevelander Hotel, a legendary landmark located in the heart of Miami Beach's historic Art Deco district, offers guests a front door entrance to America's favorite playground - South Beach. Located at the center of it all, on (in) famous Ocean Drive, the Clevelander has long been known as the hottest spot in South Beach. "The destination that will make your vacation more than a vacation.For those who like to live it up, five pool side bars & stage, live performances and great music will keep you moving till the late night hours. If the thrill of victory is more your style, catch the latest sports action at the best sports bar on ocean drive. With 13 screens, you won't miss a single score, while enjoying on one of several Clevelander specialty drinks.All guests checking in must be at least 21 years of age. Guest must provide a valid ID. Persons under the age of 21 years are not permitted to stay or be on property at any time.

They aren't afriad to speak their minds

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youngest Kardashian Khloe now has her own late-night talk show, Khloe after Dark. The show airs from midnight to 3am and Khloe covers all things from sex, to drugs (oops on that one), celebrity interviews, advice, etc. If you aren’t in Miami you can hear it at y100.com

La Sandwicherie

229 14th St, Miami Beach, FL 33139

Newly preggers oldest sister Kourtney Kardashian claims this to be her “favorite sandwich shop”…I wonder if she’s had any weird cravings?? When recently asked Kourtney said, “Just cold stuff.” Cold cuts perhaps? PLUS, It’s walking distance from DASH- fuel up before your shopping extravaganzas.

Newly preggers oldest sister Kourtney Kardashian claims this to be her “favorite sandwich shop”…I wonder if she’s had any weird cravings?? When recently asked Kourtney said, “Just cold stuff.” Cold cuts perhaps? PLUS, It’s walking distance from DASH- fuel up before your shopping extravaganzas.

They love their family

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Family girls- they’re a tight knit bunch. Khloe’s newest tattoo is her fathers handwriting from a card he wrote her as a little girl, “I love you.” Every time she looks at it- she’ll remember him.

Truffled macaroni?? SOLD.

Truffled macaroni?? SOLD.

Mokai Lounge

235 23rd St, Miami Beach, FL 33139

They girls are definitly ladies that know about the night life. From LA to Miami they’re hitting all of the hot spots, posing, walking the red carpet and sipping cocktails. If the club is exclusive, like this one, even better. They are famous after all!

They girls are definitly ladies that know about the night life. From LA to Miami they’re hitting all of the hot spots, posing, walking the red carpet and sipping cocktails. If the club is exclusive, like this one, even better. They are famous after all!

THEY WORK HARD AND PLAY HARD

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Yacht? Champagne? Fierce heels? Full out make up? Dancing? YES.

David Barton Gym

1685 Collins Ave, Miami Beach, FL 33139

Sure, they’ve got curves but that doesn’t mean they aren’t fit. IN FACT, Khloe just lost twenty pounds- even though she was smokin’ hot before, she’s feeling a bit more confident. She isn’t just the “funny” sister anymore.

Sure, they’ve got curves but that doesn’t mean they aren’t fit. IN FACT, Khloe just lost twenty pounds- even though she was smokin’ hot before, she’s feeling a bit more confident. She isn’t just the “funny” sister anymore.

Il Gabbiano

335 S Biscayne Blvd, Miami, FL 33131

The food, THE VIEW, the company- this is where you want to be setting your reservations. If the prosciutto and melon don’t satisfy you the sparkling beach view and wine will.

The food, THE VIEW, the company- this is where you want to be setting your reservations. If the prosciutto and melon don’t satisfy you the sparkling beach view and wine will.

THEY'RE HOT.

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And who doesn’t like hot?

Juvenile Shop

13356 Ventura Blvd, Sherman Oaks, CA 91423

Where Kourtney and boyfriend Scott have been shopping for their baby- no news on the sex yet!

Where Kourtney and boyfriend Scott have been shopping for their baby- no news on the sex yet!

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i cannot STAAAAAAAAAAAAND them!! seriously, i think i might rather stare at the floor than watch these girls get paid millions of dollars to argue with each other. GROSS.

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