Most UNLIKEABLE TV personalities

Tamra, Vicki, and Jeanna from The Real Housewives of the OC

These women are catty, needy, insecure, two-faced, and ABSOLUTELY, incredibly UNLIKEABLE. They are people you couldn’t PAY me to have lunch with and yet, I still watch the show. WTF?

Tyra Banks

I JUST DON’T GET IT. It isn’t that she’s some horrible human being, I think she’s probably a really great woman…but really- she’s just SO. DRAMATIC. ALL. THE. TIME.

Kimora Lee Simmons

It’s not necessarily HER without the glitz and the glamour that bothers the shizzz out of me, as much as it is the PERSONA that she puts on when she’s out in public.

Elizabeth Hasselbeck from The View

Elizabeth thinks that Republicans KNOW EVERYTHING. And she is the voice of Republican knowledge and wisdom.

Dick Vitale

The bane of one of my most cherished seasons: NCAA basketball. I had no idea he was cock-eyed until I discovered this image of him.

If I hear one more, “Yeah baby,” “super-frosh,” or “diaper-dandy,” I’ll rip my television screen from its mount on the wall. Fuck you Dickie V.

Charlie Gasparino, CNBC

He is always starting fights on air with guests, anchors, reporters etc. He’s dropped F-bombs and threatened to go to other networks. He has also harassed me on more than one occasion. The problem is he is almost always right. Somehow he always gets the story. But he is still a huge jerk.

Rosie O'Donnell

She used to be the best talk show host ever. And then she got…crazy? Even to the point where she got kicked off The View. Her voice hurts my ears. And I still miss the days of her Tom Cruise loving, Koosh ball throwing show. I guess she and Tom went crazy together.

Ann Coulter

….because she is a HEINOUS and evil woman. I am convinced.

Trump

He keeps talking about what a great business man he is but I don’t buy it. The man is not as perfect as he tries to portray himself.

And to top it off they are doing another celebrity apprentice – come on let’s see some real people again.

Olivia Palermo from The Hills

If there was a picture of a person next to the word pompous in the dictionary, Olivia’s picture would take up a full page. She is superficial, passive aggressive, and has that sense of entitlement that many rich kids have that makes her cold and arrogant.

Bill O'Reilly

…..uh? Need I say more?

Ramona from The Real Housewives of NYC

This woman is straight bat sh*t CRAZY. I’m certain of it.

Sam Harris from Dancing with the Stars

She’s the kind of person you watch and think, “Hm, I could do that job so much better than her.”

Or maybe that’s just me.

Toby Young from Top Chef

Toby is one of the judges on Top Chef and throws out one liners that are supposed to be cutting and witty, except for their actually just annoying sound bites that get played repeatedly throughout the episodes and previews.

Giuliana Depandi Rancic

I think she’s totally annoying. How did she even get on TV?

New York from about a Dozen VHI Reality Shows

The devil wears polyester! New York’s ego is almost bigger than her mom’s forehead.

Rachel Maddow - Leftist Limbaugh

No one will dispute her smarts, but this woman has a Hulkian leftist attitude and exactly zero capacity to entertain opposition. Her tone is also grating. These characteristics might be suitable for the occasional commentary but do not make for a good interviewer.

I hate Mexicans!!

Regis

Who is this guy? All he has done to my knowledge is host a horrible TV show where they do nothing except talk about him. I don’t get it and never will – completely unlikable.

Matt F*%#'n Lauer...

… is the biggest pile I know on TV. His interviews are outrageously skewed by his latent Republican-yes-man-isms and his all around milquetoast-ish-ness – :) .

May he be lost in the construction of a Today Show set wall and stink up that foul program – more than he already has – until the end of time!