My Naughty Thanksgiving

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Here's what's so great about Thanksgiving: spending time and connecting with family, bonding over food and drink, and reflecting on everything good in your life. I love it -- it's my favorite holiday. But there's also a flip side to this tradition of goodness: debauchery. Is it a knee-jerk reaction to this day dedicated to good old-fashioned family bonding? Who knows. It might be subtle; it might be covert; but naughtiness is guaranteed to happen. What did YOU do?

Self-medicating

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My stepfather breaks out the egg nog at Thanksgiving, and I will never resist its decadence. But this year, I’m making a pit stop on the way down to dinner: the liquor store.

Maybe I’m slow to pick up on this concoction, but my friend just clued me into the delicious mixing of Southern Comfort in with egg nog. And, with the discreet little nip (or two) I plan on purchasing, I’ll be able to see if it’s all that it’s cracked up to be.

M & R Liquors

2773 Main Street Glastonbury, CT 06033

This huge (and incredibly friendly staffed) liquor store is right down the street from my parents’ house. And has come in very, very handy.

Gettin' down in the guest room

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OK, totally kidding on this one [hi Mom and Mother-in-law!], buuuuut…

I’m sure that this is a common occurence. Just one reminder: shhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

I can't tell!!!

But it may have involved tequila. May have…

added by aliciak 11/28/2008

Jägermeister Shots

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Carving a giant bird freshly out of a 325 degree oven after 6 ice cold Jäger shots is something that I was not as thankful for the next morning.

added by JayFerris 11/28/2008
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It is a common occurrence my friend.

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In high school I got my wisdom teeth out and got a bunch of vicodin. At Thanksgiving I decided it was a good idea to take two of them + wine. El Guapo didn’t make it past the first course. No bueno.

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Connecticut born & bred
I'm a writer, budding photog, current beer drinker, internet maven, champion shopper, and loud laugher.

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