The Office Installation #1: Michael Scott's Guide to Being the Best Boss Ever

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Coming off a string of pretty bad bosses and from being a boss myself, I'm forced to sit back and wonder, "What makes a good boss?" Who should we turn to in order to answer this question but Mr. Michael Scott of The Office? Michael is a veteran manager who displays creativity, an openness to out-of-the-box solutions, and, most recently, he is the leader of the top-selling branch of Dunder-Mifflin. What are his secrets to being the best boss ever?

Rest assured that he will always take appropriate action . . .

. . . . either that, or, give other staff members heart attacks.

Best Boss . . . ever! In San Francisco!

’Cause Scranton already has theirs.

Casual Fridays

Is it just me or does Pam kind of seem to like them, too?

Who Says You Shouldn't Discuss Your Finances With The Office?

They’ll think more of you. Then realize that you make more money than them and are still in financial trouble. Then they’ll be mad. But then they’ll realize that they must be responsible human beings if they aren’t in debt. Then they’ll feel good.

Michael and Holly

Um, OK. One of the many videos out there on the interwebs that have scenes of Michael and Holly set to romantic songs.

Seriously, if you are the one out there doing this, STOP.

 

Listen To and Respect Your Employees

Hear them out. Know where they are at. How else will you know what they are reporting on back to Corporate?

I think Michael demonstrates listening and respect perfectly in the two examples to the left.

Notice how with Toby, he listens for a few seconds and then abruptly cuts him off. In conversation with Toby and others, he constantly brings up embarrassing tales from Toby’s personal life.

These two strategies synergize together to crush Toby’s fragile soul and ensure he’ll never have the self-confidence to formally complain about Michael’s management techniqes. Brilliant.

With Darryl, Michael goes above and beyond to, well, go beyond any racial barriers that might exist in the branch.

Note how the respect he pays to Darryl leads to unexpected perks, like the little nuggets of ghetto wisdom Darryl so generously bestows upon Michael.

You can’t buy your way into information like that, you have to earn it.

I think we know what this spells, people: R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

Always Be Appropriate; Set the Tone for Appropriate Staff Interactions

You might not realize it, but Michael doesn’t ALWAYS succeed at this.

No sir, being appropriate for 8 hours a day takes constant focus and commitment. Even the most dedicated boss can slip up now and again.

I think the most important things to learn from the montage to the right are that 1. Trying to be appropriate goes a long way 2. When you make a point out of being proper  with your team, they will surely follow suit.

And 3. Keep trying. Remember, there is no “FAIL” in “MICHAEL”. So there shouldn’t be in you, either.

Always Pick A Loyal Informant and Confidante To Aid You In Your Directives

Have Lots of Office Get-Togethers To Break Up The Monotony

Because these little parties always end well. Whether it is a holiday or someone’s birthday, or even a baby shower for a child that’s not his, Michael knows when to take time out of the daily grind to celebrate.

He is also wise enough to feel when the team needs a special something extra, like a yoga class or special seminar.

For all of your cheesy officey card needs. They even have talking Michael Scott birthday cards.

For all of your cheesy officey card needs. They even have talking Michael Scott birthday cards.

Balloons by the Bay

Polk & Broadway, San Francisco, CA 94102

Don’t forget balloons that match the carpet.

Don’t forget balloons that match the carpet.

Staples

300 California St Fl Grnd2, San Francisco, CA 94104

Good bosses also don’t let the office run out of pertinent supplies.

Good bosses also don’t let the office run out of pertinent supplies.

Dress The Part

Have you ever seen Michael Scott roll in to work in some crazy, informal outfit? Well, there were special circumstances around that day. That one, too.

Anyway, on the whole, Michael is always nattily dressed and well put together. This helps whatever comes out of his mouth seem more professional and less ridiculous.

Even when he is dressed down, it is intentional. It is intentionally signaling something to the team. Something like, “Doesn’t my butt look awesome in these jeans?”

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Leave the robe for theme days.

Men's Wearhouse

17 Stockton St, San Francisco, CA 94108

Conveniently located in the Financial District.

Conveniently located in the Financial District.

Blur the Lines Between Your Work and Personal Life. It Helps Your Staff Really Know Who You Are

The learning here is to hide nothing. Really, your personal life is a reflection of your work life and vice versa, right? So don’t compartmentalize! Blend the two together until they become indistinguishable!

Though this takes some doing, you will find that in the end, your staff will not only respect you more, but also know what to expect from you.

I guess the learning here could also be that if you are strong, and bold, and courageous enough to get personal with your staff, you will be rewarded with getting to sleep with two of them. I’m sure that message is just accidental though . . .

Well, I hope that this guide has been informative. Look forward to Installation #2:

The Office Installation #2: Dwight’s Guide to Interpersonal Relations.

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I am particularly excited that it reads “Installation #1,” because I think that means there’s more to come!

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This is truly brilliant I love it. :)

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