Surviving the Summer Heat in New York City

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There is nothing worse than the smell of HOT TRASH. Now try mixing hot trash with; hot dog pee, hot homeless people, hot men/women in business suits, hot sweaty feet, hot crusty dirt and concrete. New York summers are probably the closest thing to HELL that this Earth has ever experienced. Showering should optional, you sweat all day anyway and whats a little hot armpit smell compared to hot pee? B.O. is nothing. So if you aren't one of the lucky ones with a house in The Hamptons, you'd better make the best of it....Here's how.

GRILLING.

One of my favorite parts about summer are all of  THE BBQ’S!! Grilling outside, having one of everything; a brat, a burger and a hot dog. Wearing shorts and drinking lemonade (spiked with vodka?) or a cool beer…..The downside to New York City, only the wealthy have a balcony/porch/roof top deck, therefore having a BBQ is a bit tricky.

So make up for it by going to some of the best BBQ joints in town.
 
Plus, with the air conditioning your face won’t be sweating all over your coleslaw.

Rub BBQ

208 W 23rd Street, New York, NY 10011

The name alone makes me want to strip down to my skivies and bathe in BBQ sauce. That’d be a fun new way to “cool off” no?

The name alone makes me want to strip down to my skivies and bathe in BBQ sauce. That’d be a fun new way to “cool off” no?

Survive the Summer Heat in New York City

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Dresses like this MAY CAUSE CHAFING.

New London Pharmacy Inc

246 8th Avenue, New York, NY 10011

Buy your deodorant and body glide.
Buy your deodorant and body glide.
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Try this one out in Central Park.

YOU'RE GOING TO NEED A FAN.

"I'd like an ice cold beverage please!"

Summer is just another excuse to drink cold beer with your lunch.
Not only that, but I feel much less guilty downing frozen drinks, high calorie smoothies and Mega sized margarita’s ONE THE ROCKS. Afer all, I need the extra ice, to keep cool.

Juice Generation

644 9th Avenue 1, New York, NY 10036

Fresh squeezed juices and smoothies also nurse a hangover from last nights margaritas.

Fresh squeezed juices and smoothies also nurse a hangover from last nights margaritas.

Angel's Share

8 Stuyvesant St. New York, NY 10003

TRY THE LYCHEE DAIQUIRI. BEST. THING. EVER. MADE. If only I could drink it while sunbathing. ::sigh::

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Oh yeah, I lived on these suckers on Summer.

 
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Why don’t you take that plate inside where there is air conditioning?

Hog Pit

22 9th Avenue, New York, NY 10014

Um. Keanu Reeves shoots pool there. YES.Bonus.

Um. Keanu Reeves shoots pool there. YES.Bonus.

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Freshen up and spare us from your funk.

AVOID CHAFING.

I’m a huge fan of the summer dress. It’s forgiving after too many hot dogs, makes me look more feminine than I actually am and requires very little accessories.

The PROBLEM with summer dresses is, after a few beers at the ball game, and you thighs start sweating, walking back to the car could be painful with those puppies rubbing together. HOWEVER. I refuse to switch to snug clothing in order to avoid it, so I suppose stop whining or follow what the professionals say:

Prevention:  Prevention of chafing falls into four categories: try to stay dry, keep hydrated, using a lubricant and wear the proper clothing. Lubrication before walking with petroleum jelly or an anti-chafing product such as Body Glide or Runner’s Lube

Alice and Olivia is the ultimate SOHO store and since we don’t have TARGET in the city, where I PREFER to buy my summer dresses, it’ll have to do. Plus, you won’t look like as much of a tool in an Alice and Olivia dress.

Alice and Olivia is the ultimate SOHO store and since we don’t have TARGET in the city, where I PREFER to buy my summer dresses, it’ll have to do. Plus, you won’t look like as much of a tool in an Alice and Olivia dress.

Sweet Tater Inc

280 Mulberry St, New York, NY 10012

Cool clothing is imperative.

Cool clothing is imperative.

FIND WAYS TO WEAR AS LITTLE CLOTHING AS POSSIBLE:

  • Work out in a half top and briefs
  • Wear a half top and briefs
  • Quickly flash people for an extra breeze of air
  • Take off your shirt in the middle of the street to apply sunscreen.
  • Take a trip to the pool. Since that’s the more practical choice.

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Sexy man drinking a MANLY DAIQUIRI?

Heights Bar & Grill

2867 Broadway, New York, NY 10025

Rooftop drinking, a nice cool breeze and a cocktail? Score.

Rooftop drinking, a nice cool breeze and a cocktail? Score.

MAKE POPSICLES

From Deborah Racicot of Gotham Bar and Grill


Ingredients
2 cups sugar
4 pounds seedless watermelon
1 pound cucumber
2 limes, juiced
Salt

Cooking Instructions
Place the sugar and 2 cups of water in a saucepan and bring to a boil. Set aside to cool completely. Cut the watermelon into chunks, discarding the rind. Peel the cucumbers, and cut into pieces. Purée each in a blender. (You should produce 4 cups of watermelon purée and 2 cups of cucumber.) Then combine the two purées with 2 cups sugar syrup, and blend until smooth. Strain the mixture through a sieve to remove any remaining lumps. Stir in the lime juice and a pinch of salt.

Pour mixture into Popsicle molds, and freeze for several hours until hard. The Popsicles are best made early in the morning or a day before serving.

Note: The Popsicles can be unmolded and stored in an airtight container separated by layers of parchment.

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Discussions

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I’m always pleased when I read one of your guides. And should I say…excited? Muy bueno.

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i moved from ny to sf and what i wouldnt give for some warmth. its cold here all the effing time!!!! you are dead on tho, about staying cool in that heat. :)

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chelsea Rss 

Manhattan, New York
Writer. Coast Hopper. Perpetual Dreamer and Achiever. Student of life and Manhattan adventuress... And just in case you're wondering, gangsta rap made me do it.