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By choice, of course. Because in this world of infinite possibilities, there are just some things that you have no desire to do whatsoever. What are they?
Ride on this roller coaster
Kingda Ka is the tallest and fastest roller coaster in the world. And you will never see me on it, in it, or near it.
Eat One
I don’t care if I’m being offered $1 million, I’m not eating one. Hell, I wouldn’t even be in the same room with one. I’d be screaming outside.
added by freeandflawed 01/06/2009
Get a tattoo
No offense, all you tattoo-philes. My tastes just change so often that even if I went with a simple, easily-hidden tattoo, two hours later I’d regret it. And then two weeks later I’d be completely sick of it and wish I’d gotten a different one, somewhere else. (And, frankly, ink doesn’t really fit my look. So it would be a bad idea on so many levels.)
Climb a corporate ladder
As far as I know, I have never worked for a corporation and don’t ever plan to. I like climbing ladders, to paint walls for instance, but climbing one of the corporate variety is of no interest to me. Actually, I have always been dead-set against having a “career” and I don’t like to do the same job for longer than, say, a year.
Where do I see myself in 5 years? It’s positively thrilling to me that I can say, “I have NO idea.” I wouldn’t want it any other way…
added by aliciak 01/06/2009
Play Craps
I will probably never play craps, because I seriously don’t understand how to play!
added by Elijay 01/06/2009
Go blonde
No matter how many times I get curious as to what life would be like as a blonde, realistically my dark hair, dark eyes, and skin tone do not encourage blonde tresses. And since I’m not a movie star or a model with access to the very best colorists on the planet, there’s no way I’m ever going to try it.
Bungee Jumping
I have absolutely no desire to whatsoever. In fact, this photo is making me horribly sick as it is. Sure, the view is pretty, but I could get that in a plane or a helicopter or something.
I KNOW I would be the person who smashes into the ground or dies. Or at least I’d get some serious whiplash and a broken neck. Not happening.
added by Susie 01/06/2009
Stratosphere Rides
It will never catch me on this ride. Spinning at 3Gs 900 feet in the air.
added by jaywop 01/06/2009
Is it bad that.....
I can’t think of any? I even considered putting down “kill a person” but THEN, I changed my mind. I think I could do it if necessary, though I wouldn’t prefer to.
wow.
added by Chelsea 01/06/2009
Swim with Sharks
Because I also plan on never being without control of my bowels or dying from fright.
added by emme lily 06/04/2009
Run a Marathon
Humans run so we can get away from things that would eat us – why would I want to run mile after mile just to end up at the same place with a bunch of other crazy smelling people.
I do not get it and I will never do it.
added by Shawna 06/04/2009
Scale a tall mountain for the sake of scaling it
Like marathons, I don’t get mountain climbing. Woo-hoo! You got to the top! Now you get to climb down again!
added by Andrea D 06/05/2009
Sleep with Silvio Berlusconi
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Whether it be to get a position as minister in his government or my own hotel/luxury brothel/whatever, that is one thing I will never, EVER do.
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I also second the blonde thing and the eating bugs thing— a friend of mine ordered crickets at a restaurant once and I seriously could not bring myself to try it— it’s a bug for crying out loud!
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