Some Things To Borrow And Some Things To NOT Borrow

Do NOT Borrow My Tampons

You may HAVE one of my tampons, but please DO NOT ask to borrow them. Please! I do not mind that you borrow them, but I don’t want them back. Ew!

A Lesson On Q-Tips

Now, I would NOT recommend borrowing used Q-Tips. This is NOT a good idea. If your ears are that dirty, you can HAVE a complimentary Q-Tip. It’s on me!

Do Not Borrow Your Friend's Boyfriends

This is NOT a good idea! Don’t touch my man! This is smart if you’d like to keep your friendship. If you don’t care, well… still don’t touch ’em!

Be Careful Loaning Out Your Fav Books

I gotta say, I lent out my copy of “The Old Man And The Sea” and I haven’t seen it in years. I’m not even sure how many years it’s been. I just know it’s been too many for me to even remember who borrowed the darn book.

If it’s you…. just keep it. I’ve moved on.

Borrow Some Hugs!

Hugs don’t cost anything. If you really need a hug, I’m sure you can find one of these anywhere! Just hug a wall if you’re in dire need of one.

Can I Borrow Your Food?

Never a good idea to borrow food! If you let someone borrow your food, they will end up eating everything off your plate. I speak from experience here.

Gum

No you cannot borrow a piece of gum – you can have one and if you try to give it back I will find you!

Please Return My Tupperware

I am actually the worst at returning tupperware. I’ll let the food rot in there until it turns sour and then realize that it’s not mine! Opps. By that time, ya may not want it back anyway.

Borrow Some Clothes

I will gladly loan you anything in my closet (except my favorite pants). ONLY if you give it back. Too bad loaning out clothes can’t be like library books. I’ll start charging $2.50 every day it has not been returned past the due date!

You Can Borrow My Music

I’ll even burn you a CD and you can keep it! How about that instead of borrowing? You can actually have a copy of my favorites!

Do NOT Borrow Choreography

You can only borrow this if you’ve asked permission to use it. This is the most insulting thing to borrow, EVER! Just make up your own moves and then you can have those!

Sometimes, You Have To Do This One

Yay! Borrowing money… we’ve all been there. Just be sure you do or don’t have to pay them back. For instance, student loans. This will probably NEVER get paid back. I will be paying these off for the rest of my life!

Just be sure you realize this and only borrow when you HAVE to!

Do NOT Borrow My Toothbrush

One time my roommate “accidentally” borrowed my toothbrush. For 2 weeks. And then one night I went to use it and wondered why it was wet when I hadn’t brushed my teeth since morning. Oops, she thought it was hers. I used a lot of Listerene after that and hid my toothbrush in a cabinet.
This is the same roommate who “borrowed” my hairdryer and lit it on fire and “borrowed” by tea pot and lit it on fire too. NO more borrowing my stuff, please!!!