Pick A Word, Find The Tweet!

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Sometimes I like to search random words on Twitter. People tweet about all SORTS of random, no? How 'bout YOU pick a word and find out what people are saying?

5 Tweets about Tortilla Chips (Yeah. So. They are in my lunch today!)

  1. I love functions at the 5 star sheraton. but the fact they continue to put doritos on their menus touted as tortilla chips cracks me up!
  2. laying in bed. Eating tortilla chips.
  3. Jesus… How do four people consume two bags of tortilla chips in two days? That’s a little absurd family.
  4. Dinner was good, but it was no peas and tortilla chips!
  5. Dan chews tortilla chips way too loudly. It’s very frustrating after a 13 hour work day.

5 Tweets about Barf

  1. Girl walking behind me: I’m gonna get a loan ’cause I wanna go see Britney Spears… Me: barf
  2. Man, this mall has some dirty girls walking around. And not the good kind of dirty either….barf
  3. As much as I like going to school, the first night of a new class always makes me wants to barf a little. Hooray, social anxiety.
  4. Dear man who I saw wearing nut-hugger shorts, thank you for sharing your junk with the world. I barf in your general direction
  5. Pissed this guy just came in my job smelling like nasty body and hamster and manure all in one….barf

5 Tweets about Farts

  1. RT So apparently a sewage pipe burst at Raven. It smells like where farts go to die.
  2. i just ordered some outlaw detergent in monkey farts – i cant wait to try it on my diapers !!
  3. Sleep-Ins. Sunny Days. Late Breakfast. Ace Music. Art Farts. Nostalgia. New Scrawlings. The Writ. Miss You Forever. Best Day For This.
  4. just woke up, since I was awake until 4:30 tweeting about farts. first thing I did when I opened my eyes? yeah, you guessed it.
  5. you’re so vain you probably love the smell of your own farts and think this tweet is about you

5 Tweets about a Treadmill

  1. woman on the treadmill next to me keeps singing and punching the air power-walk style
  2. running on the treadmill at 4.5 with a incline at 2 and still tweeting.. WHEN will i get enough?
  3. Fighting the urge to get a freebird burrito even though I’m going to kill the treadmill
  4. She breathing all hard & winded.She should have never did that running intro.She need to rehearse on the treadmill like Beyonce tonight…
  5. Saw an abandoned treadmill on the street. Asked myself if there was any way I could use it in my classroom. Yiiikes.

5 Tweets about Beer

  1. If muscles were made from chips and beer, we’d look huge. But they aren’t, and we don’t… y no es paja!
  2. Another month of summer & I could easily become an eligible contestant for More To Love. Holy brats, beer, cheese, fried younameit batman!
  3. Quicken Online adds ability to “split” transactions, or parse lump withdrawal. IE with $20 cash, $1 for food and $19 for beer.
  4. Note to self: Never wear leather coat again to gigs (old beer stains didn’t get off…) – awesome gig though
  5. Lesson of the day: beer does not belong in the freezer

5 Tweets about Funk

  1. singing along to… its the funk phenomenon…. its the funk phenomenon…. its the funk phenomenon….its the funk phenomenon….
  2. ive been skanking to the same song for 2 days, not its not Apple or Sirens its actually Slam Dunk the Funk and Fast cars
  3. Grr I can’t decide what to do. I want to go to the gym and tan. But I want to take a shower first. Silly I know but my hair looks funk. Hmm
  4. Yoooo, I’m in the car pop locking! “Brass Monkey, that Funk Monkey!!!”
  5. hay love bug, finally im getting back on deck with all my means of communication, i HAD to come out of that funk i was in..

5 Tweets about a Black Shirt (Because I'm wearing one!)

  1. Just wonderin what this girl is wearin…. Brown coach shoes (real ones at that) a blue read and black striped shirt and grey leggins wtf
  2. Something about putting on a black shirt that makes me feel better about my day…weird :/
  3. i askd Cleon i think he said they were sold out. but i wnated a Black shirt with the Cow on it.
  4. I like the black shirt better cus all the little heads stand out more.
  5. my shirt unbuttoned but still half tucked. I looked away again – at the window, into the black night, thinking that it certainly wasn’t as

5 Tweets about Love

  1. ok mabye I do need a job, since I love $$$$$$$$$$$.
  2. Love Old Crow Medicine Show.
  3. I love when ghetto girls fight.
  4. @donniewahlberg i love you.
  5. ‘See I got my baby….Me and Bobby’s baby’ love Whitney is a mess

5 Tweets about Booger

  1. Got caught 2x staring at my tail. But that darn thing was twitching—so I chased that booger in circles til I caught it.
  2. Omg this salesman has a huge booger hangin from his nose
  3. I tried to explain to her that crying leads to greater booger output, haha! Didn’t stop her from crying about bed time. Kids :)
  4. I can’t breathe out of my nose. It’s a booger traffic jam.
  5. If you were a booger I would pick you first.

5 Tweets about Ten

  1. wants eleven dollar bills, and you only got ten
  2. cuz i get a thousand hugs from ten thousand lightening bugs :)
  3. Woo jagr bombs at ten am. Woo now on to vodka and redbull and margaritas
  4. ive called over ten timess to the radioo and they dont pick up argggg
  5. I had ten followers, but like seven of them were spam.

5 Tweets about Dinosaur

  1. RAWR means i love u in dinosaur! lol :D
  2. what do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A dyke-a-saraus. 
  3. Why am I reminded of Godzilla versus King Kong? Just saw a giant monkey and dinosaur go at it on Monster Island. 
  4. I wonder if cavemen ever got dinosaur flu? 
  5.  IM DANCING WITH MY BEST FRIEND HIS NAME IS BLOB AND HE IS A GREE DINOSAUR OOPS I MEAN DINO-WHORE! 

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Well that was fun!!!

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I like bunnies, tucking my jeans inside of my boots, being in warm places, Shooter Jennings, Coca-Cola, photos taken in photo booths, boys who are made of 'snakes and snails and puppy dog tails', and recycling paper.

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