What Women DON'T Want For Valentine's Day!

by coffee_slut
2 contributors
-
September 22, 2009
+ Add To This Guide

Rate Guide

(5)

2 discussions
|
15 comments
-
expand all

Don't get me wrong men, I LOVE this hallmark holiday and I LOVE you! There is nothing better than a day dedicated to the love between two people! Yet, why is it that this LOVE day only happens once a year? Can't we be in love all the time? Women don't always want your "gifts" ya know. Especially your last minute gifts. Check this out and see what other women DON'T want! Women, what is it that you DON'T want on Valentine's Day? Maybe our lovers can work from here...

Chalky Candy Hearts

Who said these were good anyway? I mean you could probably write on the sidewalk with these! Instead, spill your love to me there on the sidewalk, instead of making me ingest these chemicals!

Photo by CraftyGoat via Flickr

View Comments (4)

PDA

Ok, I don’t mind if you make out. Just don’t do it in front of me! Come on, I am sitting right beside you! Can you not GET A ROOM?

I like to make out, just not on someone else’s lap but my boyfriend’s! Give the public some space please!

View Comments (2)

WE DON'T WANT LINGERIE....

ESPECIALLY, IF IT DOESN’T FIT RIGHT!! Women have different body types and you can “guess” but if it isn’t right…you run the risk of REALLY pissing us off.

added by The Mean Bean 02/09/2009

View Comment (1)

Last Minute Gifts

Just forget it if it’s a last minute gift! I mean, what’s the point? It obviously wasn’t thought out, it’s just going to be some flowers and some booz anyway!

I would have appreciated it if it was a thought out bouquet of flowers and some booz. That last minute crap’s gotta go dude!

Add Comment

What's Inside That Heart?!

Aside from the chocolates with nuts and caramel inside, I DO NOT WANT chocolate covered pink crap! What is that pink crap inside those chocolate hearts? Sometimes its red gooey crap!

Yes, we love chocolate! In fact, we could even sleep with chocolate! But only if it has nuts and caramel inside! Sheesh!

View Comments (3)

Soap Stud Lover

Don’t draw a bath for her and then JUMP in it yourself! No, if she’s going to take a relaxing bath on Valentine’s Day, either she will invite you in, OR she is going to relax by herself.

You soap stud lover you!

View Comments (3)

Guides We Think You'll Like

Discussions

: by aliciak 02/01/2009 Reply

“crafty goat”???? Is that supposed to be a good thing? Goat?

: by jayferris 01/26/2009 Reply

SNL did a great skit several years ago; it was a commercial for the “stuffed bear holding a heart,” and basically mocked the premise of it as being a last-minute shitty gift. I wish I could have found it to add to this guide!

All Discussions (2)

About The Author

coffee_slut

Boyztown

I am not loyal to any one place that serves up coffee. I like to hop around from place to place until I have found the perfect cup of coffee, or at least until my heart gives out. I love to poke fun at people, places, and circumstance. You can be a Coffee Slut too. Let's chat over a cup...