Marriage is SCARY enough: WEDDING DISASTERS

well, metallics ARE back in fashion now. hmmm…

gold lame`s is not attractive on anyone, ever!! why do we keep bringing it back!

looks nice

Luke and Laura…Oh, How I miss that drama in the 80s.

This is a wedding from the soap opera General Hospital.

Durr..I hope this is a joke.

I remember this wedding! I was young and soaps were still kind of exciting back then ;)

As if this was a real wedding… some idiot needs to watch a lot less tv.

I remember Luke and Laura’s wedding. Made really creepy considering he raped her the season before!

made for each other

I think 2 Live Crew said it best: She ain’t nothin’ but a hoochie mama! (Hoodrat, hoodrat, hoochie mama!)

DUDE- GOOD ONE.

Looks a like dirty Diana to me :D

Prostitute wedding!

lol i remember seeing this somewhere else. turns out the bride is 15 or some crazy age like that…

Brenna- WHAT?! That makes this picture even better.

she’s sixteen year old Missy Quinn and her parents paid 200,000 for the wedding- here’s a link to the story. http://poppypetunia.blogspot.com…

“Vegas stripper ‘Dusty DD’ weds 90 year old Texas Oilman Billionaire, Bubba Smith”

Caption: Oh no! It looks like a dog destroyed her dress before the ceremony!

Caption? How about: Pimp my Bride

Just goes to show… Money can’t buy class

caption: they paid so much for the reception, they couldnt afford the whole dress.

i just saw the link. this is one stripper family! mom’s over-inflated boobs & both their overdone make-up! sheesh. tramp camp.

Thank goodness that lace star is covering her navel! We wouldn’t want to show to much skin!

“Bitch! You knaw I’m lookin’ good.” Pappi picked it out himself.

It was the jealous, incestuous sister, trying to out do the bride.

Now this is a story of proud parenting…..rolls eyes

“What do you mean this goes under the dress? I thought this was the dress!” (hi_liner, i think yours is the best so far!)

@hi_liner: I’m digging the 2 live crew reference. @Stephanie: Prostitutes don’t wear garters, strippers are the ones that keep it that classy. @Melliemel: Those are some mighty big implants on a 16yo

@nottelin: money can’t buy class but with it you can show a whole lotta @ss.

Jersey Shore Wedding ends in disaster when random plague of moths attack bride’s wedding dress!

dirty hot

The dress is revealing. I just hope that sexy dresses end on weddings only. If not, then there’s a chance of soon.

funny photos from Russian wedding :))) http://www.tamada-sevastopol.com…

she’s so cute. wow! at an early age she knows how to pose like that.

toilet dollies- here’s evidence they still exist.

another traveller wedding, check out my big fat gypsy wedding on c4.co.uk

Honey, have you seen Fido? Fido, c’mere boy. Get out from under there, boy. You and that nose of yours. Go on, get. So the ladies can finish their ballerina show.

cute

these are definitely Rainbow Girls! not brides! www.iorg.org

most likely. In all of our groups we have white gowns. (I’m a Triangle Girl btw- we’re only in ny tho) this might be an installation

WAIT WHAT?! I need to check this out!

Yep – that’s a Rainbow Installation. My group – in the late 70’s even wore hoop skirts and one girl wore a hairpiece (think Bob’s Big Boy waitress!) Still have nightmares.

Wow, amazing.

wot’s that thing they’re holding supposed to be?

Yep! I was a Jobs Daughter for over 12 years and Rainbow was the first thing I thought of! Nice to see some old school caring pieces! LOL

nice

no words can express the way i feel when i look at this! lmimc!

That close to the truth, huh claudia?

I still think in a very strange way she looks beautiful…perhaps crazy beautiful.

I can see what you’re say…in a very odd way for sure.

From a distance she is a thumb!

where do you put the batteries?

yeah, she’s a living walking dildo

Woa….yeah she is.

What the shit is this??

a tampon.

totally a tampon.

Why is this woman dressed as a tampon? Wedding or masquerade party?

is she a russian dolly? or one of those extra-feeling dildos?

I feel sorry for whoever had to crochet/knit that condom wedding dress

Its Cleopatra. You can’t tell but her brains have been sucked out through her nose.

How about this dress for my wedding

looks different

I only saw this photo a fraction of a second and i cant stop laughing, LOL

i didn’t think it was possible, but that dress is actually worse that the one up above!!

What’s the table for? Or dare I ask?

She put this on and looked in the mirror and said, “YEAH!! THIS is the look I want… I WANT to look like a giant Japanese lantern”….??

she dreamt of a pastel accordion & decided she’d go as one to her sister’s wedding

WTF is all i can say to that! she must have pissed the bride off royally the day they picked the bm dresses, unless (god help me) thats just a guest!?! i shudder to think . . .

Hmmm… i guess is was a bad idea for her to fold her dress that way just to save room in her luggage. The least she could have done was ironed it!

No, no, no. You pull her head at the reception. Instant party popper.

I think Skipper would blush to be a part of the wedding – this is more Barbie’s style.

True- though Skipper did get a bit more whorey in her day.

if this is the ’maids, wot did the bride look like?

um is this the bachelor party, these girls look like strippers not bms!

Shh, keep it down, they don’t look old enough to be legal. Best to delete this photo before you anti-virus software reports it to authorities, or it shows up on the Late Nite Show.

they’re actually leaves … but the bride was so scared of bats, people had to remove them before she could approach! http://www.uglyweddingcake.com/

really?! interesting little fact there!

doesnt beat the diseased penis cake!

Ooh! I saw this on some cake show…creepy vain.

so people can just eat you. so are we moving to canabalism?

can’t wait until someone chops off her head

this is so egotistical. i wonder if this works the same as a voodoo doll. voodoo cake…

whole new meaning to getting a piece of ass!

Is this chocolate cake?

Wait. The one in black isn’t visible in the mirror? Do you think…

But isn’t this what Disney taught us was our all time goal – When did we grow up to realize this is ridiculous.

Apparently she didn’t.

This reminds me of those hamster balls they run around in for exercise.

rofl @peeblo! hamster not getting much exercise- how could she move in there?

after i got past the carriage full of fluffly dress i noticed the foot high crown that she’s wearing!!!! why are we so egotistical?!?

a traveller wedding, don’t know if it’s still on but check out my big fat gypsy wedding on channel 4 uk..

And I thought I separated all the colors….

I wanna cry a little.

<—— crying.

Even the seeing eye dog ran.

Some people.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean ….

Thanks EHarmony!!!

HA PERFECT!

nothing like a pair of slip on addidas sandels to match your wedding dresss

really because i think the red sweater is the tacky thing. oh wait. now i know what you are talking about – why is she wearing sandles on her wedding day. gez the nerve of people.

Just think.. they’re probably breeding.

Damn and I thought I was done with the Clorox for one day.

He might have a time finding a full body condom, excavation crew…. A bachelors in archeology, a digging permit…..A fucking HUGE tractor…. And the various safety gear, so not to get lost in there.

just goes to show- there’s someone for everyone.

Um… why is the fat chick marrying a zombie?

I can just see the honeymoon……fatty and skinny went to bed…..fatty rolled over and skinny was dead. Poor guy.

holy crud, i nearly wet myself in fear from this. ym first question is.. how are they going to have sex? is she going to use him like a big giant dildo?

or better yet get that man the jaws of life o.O

Wow!

Something old, Something new; Something fat, in rubber shoes! How much u wanna bet they’re related somehow?

Classy.

I wonder if she’ll need that help later at the honeymoon.

Livin LaVida Lohan!!!

hahaha, perfect way to put it!

Never understand why women fuss about a fancy princess wedding for a year or more in advance and then act like idiots at the reception. The guys too, but they’re less likely to care to start with.

when my fiance said he wanted a keg and to do keg stands at our wedding was when i realized that i was NOT going to go through with the wedding!! this bride is f*ed in the head!!

Gotta love a college wedding!

I don’t know about needing help on the honeymoon, but she’ll likely have it in the room after the reception whether she wants it or not.

that’s almost as good as the Redneck wedding

CLOSE for sure.

SURVIVOR… WHY hasn’t the tribe spoken???

I’m guessing that the groom has already run off with the best man.

DENIM SHORTS!!! hahahahhaha

apparently they are for guys who don’t like tuxes too!

What are those things in the background? Is that Flash and Zarkoff coming to the rescue?

I agree noone should be forced to wear a hot pink dress and hat, but if done correctly, it looks lovely in a wedding.

Just not here…..definitely not here.

actually i think the heading should be…huge puffy white dress atacks bridesmaids in hot pink dresses. 3 dead. 2 in critical condition.

more toilet dollies.

love it squiggle! i was thinking something along those lines!!

this is a traveller wedding the dresses often weigh more than the 16-18 year old brides causing massive and permenant scarring on thier hips which they think of as a status symbol.

No I recognize this. The one in front is the Witch of the West. That’s Dorothy on her right running to catch Toto, and those are the munchkins on her left. What’s so odd about that?

As long as she THINKS she’s marrying superman…. go right ahead.

She has to be delusional.

Stupid lol.

i want to know why a grown man would want this?

That’s really Superman. He came to save her from her own bad ideas.

Keifer, that is a very forgiving and nice way to look at is I suppose

I hope she invited the Legion of Doom

LOL, jdoe!!

i wonder who’s idea was this and why the other went along with it

I keep thinking of Ace Ventura….“Your balls are showing”

um please tell me this is fake!!

Nope, its not fake. That’s really Superman. And the photographer in front is Jimmie, his sidekick. And the girl, well the girl is…..Wendy, Wendy Wislowski ? from across the street!?

Naw, seriously, take it easy on the guy. His OTHER suit is a tux.

Clark Kunt and Lois Lame……

sue ellen ewing the day she married JR. c? she’s drunk already!

she does look very unhappy and mean to boot!

“I told him not the 15th of the month. He couldn’t wait until the 20th, no. He didn’t have the 10th open. The sun-of-a-b…. better be happy with the 15th.”

formal dress

she looks dul

hahaha I love this.

it looks like someone threw their smarties up!

rotflmao @ claudia!!! lol

They’re called pastels. They used to wear them instead of blacks, whites, greys, and shiny chrome buckles and buttons.

looks good

I like the little mermaid, but um not THAT much!

she looks mor like a cloud formation of the little mermaid

Good one! It’s Ginger Lynn at the Adult Film Oscars.

nice

and isn’t it ironic?!

I’m so glad you were with me on the Alanis thing.

haha.

Its digital wedding cake. Its missing one layer out of every three layers and sometimes needs help holding together on its own.

hoooo

this marriage is going last forever, I can tell.

Right?! Happy people, clearly.

That cake is freaking awesome!!

wasn’t this the mission impossible cake from amazing wedding cakes?

Gay marriage really is tearing straight marriages apart. They’re out to destroy the one last “real” marriage left.

this is gr8!

Not only do I love the couple who ordered the cake, I love the bakery that did it for them. How fun was that to make?

this is a james bond cake. saw it on cakewrecks.

What? You like da cake? No worries. Mama Maria will fix you right up. You just talk to Uncle Vito, first, ok? UNCLE VITO! Dese guys out here, dey want a cake just like Connie’s and poor Alphonse.

um….awesome

good

And with a crack of the whip I give you Mr. and Mrs. Masocist.

…be afraid, be very afraid.

miss s&m 2009 even supplied her bridesmaids with whips

Even in these hard economic times brides find ways to still pull off a beautiful wedding. For instance, borrow some of the outfits from the last MC Hammer video for your bridesmaids.

Well, the groom did want to get shackled…

Somebody please tell me that this wasn’t a Rainbow installation.

nice

I think you could also file this one under “Red- Neck Wedding”

is it bad that i just got really excited?!

HAHA. YES MADELEINE. YES.

hahah at least it won’t expire…

YOU HAVE A VERY GOOD POINT.

were all the women in the reception pms-ing?

This looks a bit like HEAVEN to me.

i’m with madeleine & chelsea here. om nom nom…

this must be a joke!!

I like it!!!

The main course at dinner was either chicken nuggets or glazed spam.

um…..i like it

is pumpkin marrying cherry?

Step 1: Invite all the women you hate to be bridesmaids. Step 2: Buy fugly dresses. Step 3: Buy camera…

Sweet!

Is this you?

WOT???

wonder if the ceremony was performed in klingon!

An A-list wedding in Hongcouver, BC.

this is quite nice. but the groom looks terrified

They’re cute together.

i agree claudia

NO WAY. Oh man. Classy.

SHOPPED… and it would have been fine, but they are floating (look at their feet!) and that dog is WAY to small… but good try!

This could be a great Halloween costume

This can’t be for real.

I can’t believe that is real. I am hoping it is photoshopped!

the beer can is awesome. backdrop of the trailor, and she’s in flipflops. he’s got flannel

I hope it isn’t real either or I’m terrified for their future child. either way, it’s amusing.

Its a costume with a photoshopped trailer background but its still funny

no way that has to be fake

Looks pulled from The Onion. Same style of photo doctoring work.

it is very photoshopped..one way you can tell is his arm..the dog and her feet seem out of place in the photo.Also his mullet and you can see where his arm is and how they put another arm over it.

Chopped and ’Shopped. And old.

and her feet is too far to the front like she has rubber ankles. the whole pic is actually badly (unrealistically) done.

i agree with everyone that this is chopped and shopped left and right, but . . . you know somewhere out there there is a bride with an extremely similar picture in her wedding album! i guarantee it!

so shop’d

Yeah, um. Why do these people think this is romantic?

Disneymoom – HA. I wonder how much they paid Mickey and Minnie to be in that shot? Speaking of are those two married yet?

they apparently got divorced recently- see 101jokes.com

ball and chain on mickey ftw

Discusting lol.

i kind of what this taken down from the internet. as an american im trying to change the way americans are perceived and this is just shameful. i mean this is white trash at its best but i mean come on

umm i saw a wedding once where it was performed in a tree deer stand and EVERYONE was in FULL camo head to toe (no veil) it might actually have been more tactful than this. WT gives the USA a bad name.

This is no wedding. It’s a Tea Party rally. They’ll have posters and all as soon as their contractor writes ’em up for them.

is that a hoof boot? or did the devil change his shoes and left one as a wedding gift?

lol claudia! um why is the bride decorating her own cake!!??!!

She’s not decorating it, she’s picking the ticks off it. Do you want your piece rare or rarer?

neva mind the other ppl, wot was the bride doing wen she wrapped herself in tinfoil?

thank you claudia!! that was my first thought!!!

Is that an umbrella she is sticking him with? Or is it an animal control stick?