Weird-Ass Haircuts that Failed

Look, I'm Cool!!!

Fooled Factor: -37

No You’re not. More like, “Look, I’m a Virgin”

Yeah, I would totally believe that P2P guy is a virgin, but I would not believe he was cool.

$10 says P2P has something to do w/ World of Warcraft

Look, I know how to play chess!!

Fooled Factor: 0

Look, I'm the Jesus!

You may be A Jesus, but I’m pretty sure you’re not THE Jesus.

Fooled Factor: 1

Look, I have Antlers!

Wait, those aren’t antlers. They’re douchbag antennas.

Fooled Factor: 3

Look, I'm Richard Simmons!!

Fooled Factor: 4

You got the JewFro going, but what are you wearing?, a mock turtleneck? That’s a dead Giveaway that you are not the real Richard Simmons.

Look, I'm a monk!

Fooled Factor: 5

He looks kind of monk-like I suppose. If, you know, monks went to Bonneroo and dropped acid.

I wonder if he’s related to crazy Popeye Guy over here? -———————————————→

Look, I'm a Mac

iPod

Fooled Factor: 6

Look, I like pigeon poop!!

Oh, I believe you, brotha. You’re making this guy’s job way too f*cking easy -———————————>

Fooled factor: 7

Look, I'm a lion!!

Do you like my Ugg Boots?

Wait a second. Lions don’t wear Ugg Boots.

Fooled Factor: 8.

Look, I'm a Sail Fish

Fooled Factor: 8

You’d be an 9 but the beard is a dead giveaway that you are a human.

Look, I'm a Bloomin Onion

“Dude, pass the cheese dip.”

Fooled Factor: 9

I Totally Wanna Eat Your Head

Look, I'm a Douchebag!!

Fooled Factor: 10

Killer Sideburns, ZebraFace. You ARE in fact a douchbag.

Look, I'm a Super Hero!!

What were you thinking?

(A) You are not Super and (B) You are not a bat.

Enjoy your wedgies when you go back to school on Monday.

Fooled Factor: -2

Look, I'm not about to cry!!

Wrong. You’re totally about to cry, broseph!!

Fooled Factor: 0

Lesson learned: never let big bro give you a haircut.

Look, I'm a Tennis Ball

Gotcha! I’m really a human nerd. But I betcha thought I was a tennis ball for a solid 2-3 seconds, right?

Fooled Factor: 2

Look, I'm Kim Jong Il!!

Fooled Factor: 3

Not bad, a little overdone, but not bad overall…

The Impenetrable Hair Helmet (This style also worn by my Grandma)

Richard’s prolific use of aqua-net hair spray in the early 1980s single handedly doubled the size of the hole in the ozone layer over Los Angeles, CA.

Look, I'm Crazy Popeye

Fooled Factor: 10

You nailed it brotha!!! If crazy Popeye is the look you are going for, you get a perfect score.

Look, l'm a PC

iPood

Fooled factor: 7

“Lesson one: Seek out easy targets.”

Look, I'm a Penis Head!!

Well, yeah, You kinda do look like you have penises growing out of your head.

Fooled Factor: 7

What’s a dickfor?

Look, I'm Awake

Not bad…

Fooled Factor: 8

This will only work if your teacher is nearsighted…nearsighted and retarded.

Hi, I’m a sailfish.

Look, I'm Donald Trump!!

Fooled Factor: 9

Pretty Spot on. I am having trouble telling him apart from the Donald.

Look, My feet are on backwards!!

Yeah, you totally fooled me. Good haircut, dude!!

Fooled Factor: 10