Let's get Wiitarded in here!
The sun is shining, the temperature is in the eighties, the dog has her leash in her mouth and I'm set to go for a run. But why run outside when I can just run on Wii Fit? Why interact with people when I can interact with Miis playing with their Wiis? From people destroying $1,000 dollar televisions, to little girls pwning their parents at boxing, the Wii has cemented a place in my 8-bit heart. I am a certified Wiitard. Share your Wii love, Wii hate or Wii indifference with Mii.
BACK OFF! I have Wiitard strength!
This is not a self-portrait, but it might as well be.
PS3 and Xbox got nothing on Wii!
Every cartoon by Cyanide and Happiness is well thought out and too the point. The Wii is obviously superior to all other gaming platforms. Try decapitating someone with a PS3 remote. Seriously, go try it right now. I’ll wait here.
Didn’t work, huh?
Teach them young
All kids need to know that playing Wii is dangerous. If you play, you’ll get hurt both physically and emotionally. But seeing Mario running in cute overalls is soooooo worth it.
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The tard is strong with this one.
Wiitard Leaders
Mario and Toad like to cut loose on the weekends.
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This is how video games work. Some dude practices and practices honing his boxing skills. Some little girl wants to play Wii at Thanksgiving. The dude is all “OK little girl. We should box. It will be totally fun.”
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