What Do Cars Say About Their Owners?
Forget about MPG and APR financing for a minute, and think about the reason you bought your car. On same level it jelled with your personality and your lifestyle. And even though we're told that we shouldn't judge books by their covers, chances are you can probably judge something about someone based on the car their driving. What do you think certain cars say about their owners?
Honda Hybrid
What it says: I’m hip, I care about the environment, and I voted for Obama.
Obama Sticker
What every good hybrid needs…
It says that you are a child of the 80’s, and completely awesome, especially is you like to ghost ride it. Having a fake leg just happens to be a bonus.
Volkswagen Station Wagon
What it says: I surf, ski, or rock climb, but I still enjoy the pleasures of sleek design and German engineering. Oh and I probably wear funky glasses.
The Surfboard and the Station Wagon
These two were meant to be together, and you don’t mess with history.
Volvo Hatchback
What it says: I’m safe, yet sporty, and hot like a Swede. And I don’t have anything to hide in my trunk (i.e. dead bodies).
Hot Swedes
Hot Swedes in hot Swedish clothes.
Baby You Can Drive My Links
BMW M3
What it says: I’m filthy rich and I think I’m pretty freakin’ awesome. Oh, and I’m probably a douchebag.
Do you think the interwebz would let you get away without taking a quiz? C’mon, let’s be realistic now.
Subaru Hatchback
I like to drive fast, but I’m also practical— it is a Subaru after all. And I don’t want to look just like everybody else— it is a Subaru after all.
Tesla Roadster
What it says: I donated tons money to Al Gore’s presidential campaign, I make thought-provoking documentaries about social issues, and I’m friends with Leonardo DiCaprio.
will.i.am and his Tesla
Just when you thought will.i.am couldn’t get any cooler… Oh wait, he just did.
Cars With Stripes
My Theory: These people thought this was REAL cool when they were 5 and rolled with it. Additional Accessories: The same hairdo they had in third grade, Back to The Future Part II on DVD, Axe Body Spray, panty collection.
And you thought people weren’t judging you by your material possessions… Guess again!
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